To consider a harrassment order on this psycho lying stalker sl*t

[Choochooboogie]

So this evening my parents received a call from my ex MIL........

XMIL was approached by psycho sl^t (I literally had no idea who she was/her name/nor remembered her loser existence on this planet). Anyway psycho said to XMIL "Choochooboogie was married to your DS? Choochooboogie keeps saying that my father is her father to people in the village". I don't know the exact conversation - but that's basically what was said.

To add to this insanity, psycho slt's fathet sent my DM an email in early 2010 telling my DM to control me, because apparently I had sent psycho slt an email saying that I think psycho sl^t's father is my father.

I can't even remember what the email said exactly because it was so ludicrous and laughable we brushed it off. But my DM eloquently said 'GFY if my DD was going to 'choose' a father it would not be a loser like you, nor would she choose psycho sl^t half-siblings!!'

I come from a very 'normal' family, parents happily married for 30+ years, wonderful loving siblings and neices/nephews. We are v close, and have a lovely relationship as a family. And I adore my father. We all do. Never have I doubted the paternity?!?! It's never even crossed my mind, the words have never been uttered!!

Psycho slt is like her DM as far as I know - a psycho slt (ok I am assuming). But I really don't know anything about them. I have never seen psycho slt's father or even know he is - and I've never cared to wonder. I went to school with the youngest sister. And I think the middle sister was in upper school. But I have never met or even seen psycho slt!!!! Why would I approach psycho sl^t???? Obviously I would email the girl I went to school with?!

I even saw the younger sister with my sister last year in Primark! She never said anything....?! They come from a very troubled family and all I know is that the mother was the 'village bike'. I assume parents are divorced. A family friend told me at least a decade ago that some of the daughters had ran away. I don't know details - never cared to ask.

Anyway, what do I do? I am thinking of getting a harrassment order because I want her to know she will not be messing with me and my family. My parents don't want to be subject to gossip...nor in the hands of someone who could be potentially dangerous. I brushed it off a couple years back.......but psycho sl^t is obviously insane/her DM is spreading jealous lies??

There is definitely something going on here - either this girl has mistaken you for someone else OR she is a bit troubled.

Unfortunately I think this should have been addressed 2 years ago - and possibly not in the way your mother did by replying with insults.

It should have been done by solicitor's letter then.

I am very surprised that you know so much about the family, but dont even know their name!... in fact, incredulous..

"Unfortunately I think this should have been addressed 2 years ago - and possibly not in the way your mother did by replying with insults."

That's the first thing anyone has said on this show that actually MAKES SENSE.

I think you are being very immature referring to her as a psycho slut.

She obviously believes this to be true one way or another. I doubt anyone would grant you anything legally based of rumours.

I would ignore it. It is not nice but its hardly the biggest deal in the world!

There be a full moon tonight I tell ye..a full mooooooon!

Why thank you Jezza

The lawyer might struggle if you don't know her name...

Wowserz - it's spreading lies though (even if this girl believes that the OP is saying it) and I wouldn't like someone running around saying that about me.

A letter from a lawyer saying they will take action should be enough to make the girl stop it.

Because all psychoslut plebs get married at 16 Lulu. Obviously.

This story has got more holes in it than a piece of swiss cheese.

You're a dirty little LIAR, aren't you, OP?

Jezza, you forgot the "madam" in that last post!

Okay my mother did not swear at the woman's father!!! At all!!!!

Anyway conclusion - I think I will ignore it

Spoken to a couple of family members who are barristers - they've advised to ignore. And the fact my mum will no longer have the emails (old address) is not helpful............

Mother did not reply with insults!!

Full moon anyone?

I do a good 'psychoslut', it's my forte.

Other than that, WTAF?

I will read though! Out to dinner and can't ferociously type without looking very rude!!!!!

You have more than one barrister in the family, and you're asking on Mumsnet?

Have they advised to "ignore" in case someone cites your comments here in court?

Have I entered the twilight zone here? Because I just don't understand.,,

I absolutely know the answer to all your problems here OP.

But due to nasty and unnecessary 'village bike' comment re the mother, I've decided not to share with you.

No I don't understand either. Is it possible the constellations are all lined up wrong and the biorhythms are shot to shit?

You wrote this:

"'GFY if my DD was going to 'choose' a father it would not be a loser like you, nor would she choose psycho sl^t half-siblings!!'

Even if your Mum did not swear she was saying the father was a loser and the supposed "half-siblings" weren't much cop. Or did I get that wrong?

I like you, Psychoslut. You're al-right.

You Choochie. Get off my stage.

Ooh, I missed the bit about the barristers in the family!!