Anthea Turner BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[BupcakesandCunting]

I will get slayed for this but you've got to laugh.

Anthea and that rotter Bovey shit all over poor Della. Now it's Anthea's turn.

The only good outcome of this would be if Anthea and Della joined forces against Bovey and fucked him over in a manner that would justify a Hollywood film being made about it. Diane Keaton would play Anths, Brenda Blethyn would be Della. Michael Douglas would be Bovey.

She was on the tellybox with a series called 'How to be the Perfect Housewife' or something, gerrof. Mostly folding-related. Like a blonde Cherry Menlove she was, all fixed, manic grin and frilly apron. Dead behind the eyes.

I have just youtubed Anthea folding a towel. I have no idea what you are mocking - I think it is GENIUS.

My airing cupboard is very neat and tidy but not like Anth's. She has inspired me.

I must be the only woman in the land who likes her.

She is very, very pretty. better looking than Mandy Timmy Mallet or whatever she is called.

Aww. I feel sorry for her.

I know. i will leave the thread.

Have you seen her do fitted sheets, Gerrof? It almost made me want to buy some.

Pleasedon'tdo any more Anthea tales, in Jilly stylee, just out of hospital & laughing is hurting my gall bladder!

Underline fail!

Wow

The Rohypnol joke is brilliant, thanks for belittling the experiences of people unfortunate enough to have been affected by it. Vile thread.

I quite liked the Perfect housewife series.

Can't stand her though, never have done.

I did hear a rumour that Peter Powell and Bruno Brookes used to be an item...could be that Anthea is a career beard so what does this tell us about Grant Bovey and his alleged new relationship?

I hang my t shirts on hangers. Problem solved.

Shit. Clicked on that T-shirt folding link. And then towels. Then cleaning a bath.
Am doomed.

I'm looking later. I'm a slattern and could do with some tips.

Cleaning a BATH? How can there be a special way of doing that?

I was sure when the affair was first made public it was with a 'shop girl' and now it's changed to 'heiress'. She looks much older than 24 in that picture.

Now, that Anthea exploding video. What's she doing? All that leg swinging is really annoying but she looks like she's groping herself at the same time. What's all that about?

Just watched the judo folding. That's impressive as fuck ! Bet timmy mallet can't do that, the mans a Fool.

Sides actually hurting from reading Grant & Anth/peach bathroom posts

clearly affecting my typing too

So, these Perfect Housewife episodes. Has Anthea got a sense of humour that had previously escaped me? Or is she just really a smug, patronising cow?

Bogey hahaha

When she's cleaning the bath does she really say 'don't forget the taps'?

I think her Perfect Housewife stuff was quite tongue in cheek. She was teaching some right slatterns IIRC.

I think she ought to restart her TV career. Loose Women (obvs) and I would rather see her than Mel 'Giddyknickers' Sykes any day of the week.

I would SO have watched the Perfect Houswife thing (wasn't living in the UK at the time) - that kind of shitey telly is just up my alley
We could have had a thread, Sparkling.

And YY, I hate Mel Sykes WAAAAAAAY more than Anthea. She actually makes me feel violent inside.

I watched a clip on youtube and she is helping some slobby women.

I thought it was quite tongue in cheek really.

I would also rather watch her on This Morning than Mr and Mrs Doughface Holmes. Don't know what bloke to pair her up with though.