Anthea Turner BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[BupcakesandCunting]

I will get slayed for this but you've got to laugh.

Anthea and that rotter Bovey shit all over poor Della. Now it's Anthea's turn.

The only good outcome of this would be if Anthea and Della joined forces against Bovey and fucked him over in a manner that would justify a Hollywood film being made about it. Diane Keaton would play Anths, Brenda Blethyn would be Della. Michael Douglas would be Bovey.

PMSL at Ruth Langsford's 'jazzy' hair

The other thing about Anth is she kept bleating on about 'you can't help who you fall in love with' when her affair with Grant went public so now she hasn't got a leg to stand on.

'Grant, how could you?'

'Sorry Anth but you can't help who you fall in love with...remember?'

'Oh yeah, ok then fair enough...'

has peter powell EVER been seen since his and antheas split ?

He's done okay. Management company.

" 'Grant, how could you?'

'Sorry Anth but you can't help who you fall in love with...remember?'

'Oh yeah, ok then fair enough...'"

Actually laughing

She ruined Blue Peter for me by pawing all over the lovely Tim Vincent.

He was one that got away

Oh she is still with us then...

What a nasty thread, just spiteful

SparklingGoldMedals..."How much??" ..I can only speak as a regular Poundland client

GB is a similar type to that troll of a taxi driver Kerry katonia was married to ...funny how both of these women marry the cheating Fuds , then end up with no money ..Alex Reed would have been in that group too , but he's not got enough brains to be a professional cocklodger .

I feel sorry for Zoe ( heiress ) . She's just a walking bank balance .

Kerry Katona married a taxi driver? What, after him from WestShoite?

Arf at Alex Reid!

After Fat Brian from Westshoite got thin and got rid of that bleach blonde fanny hair, he obviously thought he was out of the Katona's league so he upped and left her for Ozzie pop starlet Delta Goodrem. Kerry got over this slight by promptly shacking up with this dazzling example of manhood a coke-snorting, 3/4 length trouser wearing taxi driver. He frittered away her millions on crackalaka/coke and sportswear. He got her upduffed twice then left her for some bird who worked in the local bookies or summat.

'you can't help who you fall in love with', fair point.
But you CAN help who you stick your knob into!

3/4 length trousers

slightly? sadly.

Brian's done ok

delta ditched him. He really is only in katona's league!

She is stunning, isn't she? He has a face like a pissed chelsea bun.

That's not Delta! It's his new fiancee Vogue Williams.

Vogue, eh? See if my mother had named me Delta or Vogue or Razzmatazz, I could be a supermodel now. It's well known you grow into your name.

Ahh, so it is. They are frighteningly similar. Poor girl, shackling herself to a man who wants a replacement for the one who dumped him.

They are aren't they Short? Wonder what Brian has that we aren't seeing?

Millions in the bank?

Has he though?