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Anthea Turner BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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BupcakesandCunting · 30/07/2012 13:06

I will get slayed for this but you've got to laugh.

Anthea and that rotter Bovey shit all over poor Della. Now it's Anthea's turn.

The only good outcome of this would be if Anthea and Della joined forces against Bovey and fucked him over in a manner that would justify a Hollywood film being made about it. Diane Keaton would play Anths, Brenda Blethyn would be Della. Michael Douglas would be Bovey.

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SuePurblybilt · 31/07/2012 09:55

Well I dunno. Surely?
Do you think he spent them all on Spud-U-like and distressed denim?

SparklingGoldMedals · 31/07/2012 09:56

Well I assume he is supporting his 2 children he has with KK. But I think he is on a reality TV show panel in Australia, so perhaps he's quite high profile over there?

GetOrfMoiIand · 31/07/2012 09:57

Spud u like!

He is another carb afficionado, you can tell.

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BupcakesandCunting · 31/07/2012 09:59

Grin at Spud-U-Like and distressed denim!

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SparklingGoldMedals · 31/07/2012 10:00

Back to Grant and Anth. Are we still apologising for DM links?

GetOrfMoiIand · 31/07/2012 10:01

That Grant affairee looks like my type of girl. Takes two flutes of champagne, to save time.

SuePurblybilt · 31/07/2012 10:01

He could so be shopping for carbs. That's prolly why Delta left, she hasn't seen a carb since Neighbours.

But every time someone plays a WestShoite song, they get money, don't they? Or is this because they relied heavily on the work of others? no royalties?

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 31/07/2012 10:02

Zoe de mallet Morgan. Why? Just why?

GetOrfMoiIand · 31/07/2012 10:03

She is related to both Timmy Mallet and Piers Morgan. Sad

GetOrfMoiIand · 31/07/2012 10:03

And Amanda de Cadanet.

SuePurblybilt · 31/07/2012 10:05

Miss de Mallet Morgan Grin

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 31/07/2012 10:08

You need double champers if your going to kiss bovey on the lips. Shudder..

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BupcakesandCunting · 31/07/2012 10:13

I'd need double rohypnol to even LOOK at Bovey.

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PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 31/07/2012 10:21

I can't imagine the horror of waking up of a morning to his lizard style grin next to you on the pillow.

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BupcakesandCunting · 31/07/2012 10:31

They ARE like a real life Jilly Cooper horror couple, aren't they? I can imagine it

Grant awoke next morning with a bulging erection straining in his silk boxer shorts. He directed it towards Anthea's sleeping winceyette encased back and prodded her gently with his stubby cock. Anthea opened one eye and closed it again, feigning sleep. She wasn't about to muck up her newly laundered eiderdown,partaking in THAT mucky business. Grant sighed despondently and got out of the frilly bed. He made his way into the peach-coloured bathroomand switched on the hot shower to give himself some sweet relief whilst imagining Zoe Timmy-Mallet sliding up and down his member whilst clutching a champagne flute in each hand, like she had done two nights before at the hunt ball.

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droves · 31/07/2012 10:32

Waaaaaaa !

Bupcakes your on form this morning !

All those men are / were punching above their weight .( they are so ugly )

Anthia is better looking than bogey and his ex delia is more attractive than both put together .Bogey is better looking than Zoe " been hit with a mallet " morgen....but she's rich ( or at least her parents are )

Kerry isn't as pretty as Delta , who isn't as pretty as vag Vogue , but all of them are more attractive than Brian the stud ( cause Brian just oozes doesn't he? , bur in his defence he's better looking than the taxi-troll .

Everyone is better looking than Alex Reed .

It's all a bit of an uglys shagfest !

Grin
SuePurblybilt · 31/07/2012 10:33

Anthea opened one eye and looked about, pleased, at the peach dragged walls - they toned so well with the eiderdown. 'Aym not about to get all red in the face' she thought, but she took pity on Grant and followed him into the bathroom, raising her nightgown to mid-calf while he completed his lonely act.

Badvoc · 31/07/2012 10:35

Karma indeed.

droves · 31/07/2012 10:35

Waaaaaaaaaa , (again) !

Is this now 50 shades of perfect housewife ?

Pmsl .

Badvoc · 31/07/2012 10:35

Why is it that people who marry a cheater are then so amazed when they do it again??

noddyholder · 31/07/2012 10:36

She had a whole series once teaching people to fold

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BupcakesandCunting · 31/07/2012 10:38

'Aym not about to get all red in the face' she thought,

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WilsonFrickett · 31/07/2012 10:38

Ah, Zoe of the Mallet is a heiress. That all makes sense.

Anyone else loving how the Mail has managed to spin this into a Facebook-haterz issue too?

BigBandwitch · 31/07/2012 10:39

She took the wrap the first time 'round. I don't think she should get a pasting AGAIN. tried for the one crime again this time round imo.

GetOrfMoiRing · 31/07/2012 10:46

WHAT re the Anthea folding? I must have missed that.

I hugely disappointed myself because I read an interview in at trash mag with Katona, and she came across as likeable. I really laughed at quote (paraphrase) 'both my husbands went to lapdancers when they were married to me. It pissed me off because I used to be a lapdancer, why didn't they just pay me'