Anthea Turner BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[BupcakesandCunting]

I will get slayed for this but you've got to laugh.

Anthea and that rotter Bovey shit all over poor Della. Now it's Anthea's turn.

The only good outcome of this would be if Anthea and Della joined forces against Bovey and fucked him over in a manner that would justify a Hollywood film being made about it. Diane Keaton would play Anths, Brenda Blethyn would be Della. Michael Douglas would be Bovey.

Zoe de mallet Morgan is such a great name. Can you say it quickly 10 times? I have actually tried.

I am quite tempted to buy this now.

Reminds me of the Peter Andre amazon review event.( innocent)

I think this could be a relaunch for anth.

She was doing fine till she hooked up with bovey.

I'm afraid I love her. I have the Perfect Housewife series 1 & 2 on dvd and the books. hangs head in shame

There a DVD of it?
I honestly would.

I think we should support her in a re-launch, as Pickles suggests. She can fill the niche 'people presenting who are a bit annoying but not as annoying as that fecking Loose Wimmin coven'.

And take over This Morning, with Paul Ross. Just so I can link to this fine piece of art

I think shes a bit of a cult icon actually .

And she'll do better being rid of the Bogey-man.

Zoe mallet needs to run and hide from the Bogey-monster . Something about that is just eeewww . . . 50 year old man and a 20 something girl is just wrong .

...someone better tell Peter " I lurve my kids" Andre too. His bird looks about 15 . < boak> pete's a perve !

Yes. Let's turn the tables of this thread and be a 'bring back Anthea to national telly' campaign.

She was incredibly successful in the 90s wasn't she.

I bet she rues the day she met that wanker.

Only on the condition that she folds things at all times when on the telly.

I want to go upstairs now and fold up all my sheets and towels anthea style.

Only that I am moving house tomorrow and therefore have packed all my linen am I not folding like a dervish myself.

Sue that is fabulous. i want to see all the series again. Plus I think I am a bit in love with Anthea now.

Get her back on the TV. She is far better than the other female presenters. She could do a show with Kirsty (Home Made Crap) woman.

Where's the petition?

Oh she would be a million times better than that Kirstie creature.

I always felt very sorry for her re her conception issues anyway.

Yes, she had lots of IVF, and lost her friend Caron Keating. But one of her quotes were 'Women are like tea bags, you never know how strong they are until you put them in hot water'.

If she could put all this latest stuff behind her and be back on TV that would be a good two fingers to Bogey wouldn't it?

When I met DP?s father for the first time he said I looked like a young Anthea Turner.

I was not impressed.

Oh I don't know, I wouldn't mind looking like a young anthea Turner.

I wouldn't mind looking like her at 52 either.

I think she was quite well liked pre-bogeyman.
So maybe now she's split from the giant bogey her telly career will improve .

Having a crap husband has a negative effect on your career.

Did you see the pictures of Matt Damon in his Anthea wig? She's a style icon.

matt damon with anthea hair

naomi watts with anthea hair

I don't remember being well liked pre Bovey, I remember her being massively smug and perky and irritating.

Glaston, but she was on telly all the time . Someone must have liked her .

During the bogey she was dropped like a hot coal .

I am watching her on that TV Burp clip, her FACE when the woman says 'I only have a kitchen cos it came with the house'

As soon as I move, I am so buying the DVDs. then I'll lend them to Gerrof and Sparkling.

'Glaston,but she was on telly all the time.Someone must have liked her.'

Myleene Klass is on telly all the time
So is Amanda Holden
and so is Davina McCall

and I cannot stand any of them.And come to think of it havent met anyone who likes them either.

So no just cause she was the 90s 'golden girl' doesn't mean she was liked