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Original poster

To be a bit off with DW after hen night and cp strippers...

121 replies

shouldkeepquiet · 07/07/2012 23:01

Brief details: My DW was invited on hen night two weeks ago and there was talk of them seeing some stripper. TBH she was a bit unhappy about that part of the night as it's not really her thing at all.
I told her she should go as all her social group were going and the hen is one of her best friends.

OP posts:
gymboywalton · 07/07/2012 23:02

and......?

moreearlymorningsthesedays · 07/07/2012 23:03

What's the question? Are you pissed off with her now, after telling her to go?

BarredfromhavingStella · 07/07/2012 23:03

No to brief details-more please, are you saying you are unhappy that she went on hen night & saw strippers after you encouraged it? Hmm

WorraLiberty · 07/07/2012 23:03

Have you posted too soon?

What's a 'cp' stripper?

Original poster
shouldkeepquiet · 07/07/2012 23:04

Oh crap premature posting! Sorry it'smy firs time doing this!! You are too quick i was trying to find out how to remove it and start again

OP posts:
HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 07/07/2012 23:06

you can't just finish it on another post Smile

AgentZigzag · 07/07/2012 23:06

Grin at premature posting.

Just post the rest of what you were going to say, you can't edit the thread after posting.

BarredfromhavingStella · 07/07/2012 23:07

Seriously, we're all gagging to know what a CP stripper is......

LentillyFart · 07/07/2012 23:07

YABU

Or not

It's hard to say for sure. You probably are.

altinkum · 07/07/2012 23:08

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Cheriefroufrou · 07/07/2012 23:09

I dunno what a cp stripper is

alls I know is that male strippers are gross, hen dos go with a sort of morbid facination thing cause they are so... triangular and slimey.. and HAIRLESS! Its more ripleys then anything sexual. they do the opposite of turn me on! (icky ken men doing icky moves.. but I'ld still look!)

AgentZigzag · 07/07/2012 23:09

Google gives CP as either Club Penguin or Chicago Pneumatic, I'm going for the Pneumatic one Grin

PissyDust · 07/07/2012 23:09

Come on, hurry up, my attention is starting to wander.

What are you so worried about that made you decide to ask the dark side?

gordyslovesheep · 07/07/2012 23:11

cod piece strippers - a specialist medieval style of nudity?

or cut price - the Netto of strippers - IE a big jaded and tubby?

Cheriefroufrou · 07/07/2012 23:11

cockney pirate?

crowd participation?

gordyslovesheep · 07/07/2012 23:12

corkscrew penis?

caramelwaffle · 07/07/2012 23:12

Well. It depends on why you are "off" with your wife. Surely.

TheEnthusiasticTroll · 07/07/2012 23:13

tap tap tap..nudges OP....tap tap tap

DuelingFanjo · 07/07/2012 23:13

why are you pissed off?

NarkedRaspberry · 07/07/2012 23:13

Why are cockney pirate strippers popular?

Because they ARRrrrrrrrre (well hung)

WorraLiberty · 07/07/2012 23:22

Cut Price strippers?

Was it round the back of Lidls?

peoplesrepublicofmeow · 07/07/2012 23:23

Cheriefroufrou

triangular?

gordyslovesheep · 07/07/2012 23:25

Communist Party strippers?

CuriousMama · 07/07/2012 23:25

Cocks Phenomenal?

Alameda · 07/07/2012 23:27

is it cunt prick strippers - female to male transexuals who have had their minges evaginated in order to resemble willies?