to not find Johnny Depp remotely attractive?

[Lottapianos]

Gosh there has been lots of excitement on MN in the last day or so at the news that he has split with his partner. MNers practically scratching each others eyes out to have first claim on him! Which is all very lovely but....

I just don't see it. And I don't know why - I love beards, I love actors, I love talented men, I appreciate a slightly outlandish dress sense. But he does absolutely nothing for me. Not in his current state, not in his younger days - nada. Not even as Captain Jack Sparrow (see earlier beard reference)

Anyone else feel the same?

My crushes seem to get worse. I'm embarrassed about them all. Only MN know about them.

YABU

HTH

Oh my final crush is the dancer in J-Los new video. He can move!

I'm 27. Perfect age for Russ

Ice T anyone? It's the lisp - something of an incongruity for a ex-Marine ex-pimp man who can doubtless take care of himself in a fisticuff tense situation.

Haha at Ice T. Have you seen his show on the E! channel?

I have to admit, since the footballs been on I am developing quite a few fantasies. I seem to like nearly all of the players, but in particular Joleon Lescott, Theo Walcott, Danny Wellbeck and Scott Parker.

I am so pathetic I'm cringing!

Steven Gerard for me and I'm not ashamed!

As I don't have access to E! I have to indulge my secret pash get my fix from repeats Law & Order

Ok don't watch him on E! will put you off, I quite fancy him on SVU.

Idris Elba anyone?

Idris is my fantasy husband.

I'm such a fantasy slut. I've listed about 10 guys on here that I happily daydream over.

Although Idris is an adonis!

He wears some sharp suits in SVU and he suits a bandana. I've always had thing about bandanas

Izzy with that bandana talk I think you belong here

I would do absolute filth to Gerrard, but I couldn't let him speak

It could be that Mr G would pay good money adore being tied up and gagged, Ruby. I reckon you've got as chance of scoring as he has

as good a chance... etc

I like those odds Izzy, from what I've seen his scoring rate is quite high.

DH is doing the Gerrard, really?

A rogering from Gerrard will have to be added to my bucket list.

Johnny Depp is only hot when dressed like a Pirate. When I see him on TV in regular clothes he seems a bit creepy somehow

My JD calendar paints a different picture, California. Whatever he's wearing, that man is smokin' hot

Johnny Depp Acc to my German-English online dictionary YANBU

dict.leo.org/ende?lp=ende&lang=en&searchLoc=0&cmpType=relaxed§Hdr=on&spellToler=&search=Depp

I still would though. Oh ja.

But on my top 5 celeb I could shag with other half's approval (yeah, like that will ever happen)

1. Mark Ruffalo goes without saying
2. Martin Donovan
3. Michael Brandon
4. Til Schweiger
5. Aidan Quinn

when they were young of course, me shallow?

Now, obviously, OP is NBU about JD...

But how can anyone fail to love the loveliness that is Brad Pitt

markgruffalo

I second Aidan Quinn. He's my number one.Never had anyone agree with me before.

Yuck yuck yuck JD

He was spotted in our local farm shop recently. I even know what day of the week. I will obviously be hanging out there a lot more often.

There is also a rumour that his UK house is very close to a park I occasionally frequent. I may have to start sleeping under the climbing frame in order not to miss him.

Do you think he would dress as Captain Jack Sparrow if I asked him really nicely.

But I am prepared to admit that my taste might be questionable seeing as I have a major thing for the other Captain Jack. I love John Barrowman

If we're talking about British actors as opposed to American ones, I second Idris Elba. Makes me proud to be British, he is simply beautiful

Agree that Aiden Quinn is gorgeous. Past crushes have been:

Nigel Terry (strange one, can't explain it but as King Arthur - oh yes!
Micheal Beihn
Daniel Craig

man of the moment Michael Fassbender = HOT, HOT, HOT!