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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to not find Johnny Depp remotely attractive?

202 replies

Lottapianos · 20/06/2012 11:33

Gosh there has been lots of excitement on MN in the last day or so at the news that he has split with his partner. MNers practically scratching each others eyes out to have first claim on him! Wink Which is all very lovely but....

I just don't see it. And I don't know why - I love beards, I love actors, I love talented men, I appreciate a slightly outlandish dress sense. But he does absolutely nothing for me. Not in his current state, not in his younger days - nada. Not even as Captain Jack Sparrow (see earlier beard reference)

Anyone else feel the same?

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badtasteflump · 20/06/2012 11:51

Ooh Jason Isaacs

KellyElly · 20/06/2012 11:52

Lots of excitement on MN in the last day or so at the news that he has split with his partner. - because all of us here on MN really have a change to go out with Johnny Depp being that we all move in the same circles and all that Grin. I think he was good looking, now he's getting old like Brad and losing it a bit. Unlike George, the solver fox, who ages like a fine wine :)

KellyElly · 20/06/2012 11:52

silver not solver

thestringcheesemassacre · 20/06/2012 11:53

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=shortyandtheboyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/johnny-21-jump-street.jpg&imgrefurl=shortyandtheboyz.com/blog/johnny-depps-21-jump-street-cameo-confirmed/&h=450&w=450&sz=50&tbnid=a_R-uMVFxVoUUM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=91&zoom=1&usg=__zrycxyQD2sHIpxjveFOVxNTcer4=&docid=vP05xIxj8iL6eM&sa=X&ei=QqvhT-n7Dcne8APZy6SHBA&ved=0CG4Q9QEwAQ&dur=1111" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here holy shit yes

I think when we was younger he was GORGEOUS.
Today, not so much.

noddyholder · 20/06/2012 11:53

He used to be gorgeous but is straying into 'character' territory and is looking daft

ArseyDarcey · 20/06/2012 11:53

YANBU - completely agree with you, dont see what the fuss is all about.

David Boreanaz on the other hand - my oh my what i'd do to get near him! Grin

mamalovebird · 20/06/2012 11:53

YABU. He has been top of my list for about 20 years.
Although I will be very disappointed if he has actually run off with his much younger bi-sexual co-star, it's just screams mid-life crisis and I thought he was so much better than that :(

MrGin · 20/06/2012 11:54

I'm a straight bloke and even I find him attractive.

Jins · 20/06/2012 11:54

YABCompletelyandUtterlyU
Shock

VonHerrBurton · 20/06/2012 11:55

Me too SCOTCH, Eww. Never understood it, don't mind rugged and a bit sweaty but JD looks in dire need of a wash, smelly pits, dirty nails and greasy hair. Bleurgh. Don't even start me on Russell Brand. He's all of the above plus he's a twat.

ShullBit · 20/06/2012 11:56

Jason Isaacs also makes me swoon >

I was shocked when I found out he was in Harry Potter. Would never of guessed it was him, or believe it till I saw the pictures.

Still, yummy all the same.

zukiecat · 20/06/2012 11:56

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EightiesChick · 20/06/2012 11:57

Me neither. Great actor, love his films, but he doesn't do it for me That Way.

NutmegKate · 20/06/2012 11:57

I do get the Depp attraction but he would never be top of my list. However I do have very weird taste when it comes to men.....

Hullygully · 20/06/2012 11:57

I'm afraid we IPOATS claimed Johnny some years ago. he is ours and we're not sharing

QuintessentialShadows · 20/06/2012 11:57

Bet you love Russel Brand though.... Wink

QueenElizaBeatHer · 20/06/2012 12:00

Shock and Confused !!!

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 20/06/2012 12:02

I'd do Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, but otherwise ? meh. He looks like a tramp most of the time.

My DP (male), on the other hand, has him on his allowed list. Hmm Grin

bleedingheart · 20/06/2012 12:03

YANBU
Needs defleaing and a wash!
Horrible mouth!
Last looked okay when he was in Cry Baby!

qo · 20/06/2012 12:04

Of course you're not being unreasonable, everybody has different tastes - obviously

boschy · 20/06/2012 12:05

Jack Sparrow oooohhhh yessss oooooohhhhhh yesss yessss
Johnny Depp - no thanks.

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 20/06/2012 12:05

Oi eveyone, hands off Jason Isaacs, I saw him first, he's all mine, mine I tell you! :)

GetOrfMoiiLand · 20/06/2012 12:05

No I can't see his appeal at all.

I don't think he can act much, either.

Mind you I can't bear Tim Burton films (apart from Beetlejuice) so that removes a lot of his work.

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 20/06/2012 12:06

and Russell Brand makes me feel sick!

Hullygully · 20/06/2012 12:06

jason isaacs eh?

hmmmm