HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

[HRHBumpingFuglies]

Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

Is it time to do some lashing?

I am in a lashing mood.

Can I lash someone to the main mast and then give em loads of lashes yet?

I'll be assistant cook, I can peel potatoes at the rate of knots. Can't do much else though, especially after gin But I insist on wearing extra wide bell bottoms and I want to pipe someone on board. Those are my conditions, take em or leave em.

I think you should keel haul them first, Hulls

always good for morale

Breaks out the cat'o'nine tails for Hully

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Has anyone said 'splice the mainbrace' yet?

Ooooh I'd like some lashes, saves in mascara, do you do the natural look Hully?

Hully - I think the entire crew needs a good lashing.

I will take the wheel whilst you grab the cat o'nine tails.

keel hauling! Top idea.

Did we get to the bottom of the Gabby thing? Or did you lot just drink the rations while I was gone? Who is Gabby and why is she mad as a box of frogs rocking the boat?

The Gabby thread is in chat, called sensitive subject, para olympics for whoever was asking before!

So not false lashes then?

ALERT: Justine has posted her State of the Union speech..

Huh?

I am helping in the galley but I wont swab the decks ...so there!

Anybody on board from Style & Beauty.

We need to agree on a uniform and deck shoes.

We also need a flag.

WHAT has been going on? Who is steering? Where is all the RUM?

And WHERE is my pie LST? I cannot command the fleet on quiche (its's for girls)

And WHOM is Gabby? A pirate? Fetch my pistol First Mate

ooh, can we have buckles

S&B help needed as from July I will mostly be wearing this to work every day

I've gorn overboard

Rum overboard! Get it quick!

Do we have cannons?

Fine wear for a moden lady of the sea.