HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

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Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

Fuck the rum, let's do shots

The ship's tilting to the right - everybody is hanging around the barrels of rum.

By the way, if Hully is rescued quicker than I was, I shall take this as a snub, make this face and start a mutiny

Uniform Jazz? Are you trying to make everyone conform?

Oh for fuxache!

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!!!

Surely the only practical footwear?

I don't need Style and Beauty, I've already demanded extra wide bell bottoms. But now I come to think about it, what do we wear for shore leave?

Feak - Oh fuck, rescue our beloved Hully right now! Valuable crew member!

(mutiny does not look good on CV)

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i don't want to be rescued. I'm going down Davy Jones' Locker to meet Jack Sparrow n that

Sorry hully that ones empty I necked it earlier

Oh the perfect flag, somebody please click the fucker

Gobblers - er, no. It's 3 episodes of JK for you. Actually, JK USA. It's for your own good.

tha tis a great flag

This is more me jazz

This ship is a joke. There's fucking chicken shit and feathers everywhere and there's some cabin boy called Roger down below rocking in a corner and crying.

What is JK?

Will happily accept 3 episodes of Jay Kay though (even if he is an arrogant fucker).

Was it the crocs?

But they are perfect for messing about in boats.

Jazz

Jeremy Kyle, Gobblers. You don't walk the plank, you have to watch back to back episodes as punishment.

I won't mess with you then Babooshka

we need this on the flag

Feak - Good. You're not here to enjoy yourself.

Oooh no, I couldn't do Jeremy he has eyes like a pig.

I have found us a lovely though for an evening of sing song.

Call be Babs.

Feak - I can't help me fucking feathers getting everywhere but I definitely have not shit since I got aboard.