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Original poster

HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

418 replies

HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:24

Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

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AllYoursBabooshka · 30/05/2012 19:37

Oh I see!

Stop being a moany cunt Hully. Ruining everyones fun!

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 19:37

Hully, you can watch back to back Jeremy Kyle for that. Below decks and leave the rum!

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FeakAndWeeble · 30/05/2012 19:38

Oh. Right.

Thanks Peanut.

Hullygully · 30/05/2012 19:38

soz everyone. I'll go below decks and roger the cabin boy quietly.

PeanutButterCupCake · 30/05/2012 19:38
MrsSnaplegs · 30/05/2012 19:39

Hully you had me worried for a minute I thought you'd come over all serious Grin

HRH I am an orifice officer - pass the gin

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 19:39

Sorry Feak. The orange thingy looks too much like a Biscuit and was being thrown about willy-nilly elsewhere. Plus there was rum-drinking to do.

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AllYoursBabooshka · 30/05/2012 19:40

The cabin boy is actually called Roger.

Smashing bloke!

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 19:40

I don't FINK so Hully the cabin boy is busy rogering me

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Hullygully · 30/05/2012 19:40

That cabin boy knows his way round Dogger Bank and no mistake

FeakAndWeeble · 30/05/2012 19:41

HRH Grin nicely done

boaty · 30/05/2012 19:41

DUCK MIND THE BEAM!!!

WHO IS STEERING?
Oh hells bells ...pass the rum please!!

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 19:41

Right, take the wheel someone (sober) I have to go and update the log...

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FeakAndWeeble · 30/05/2012 19:42

Yo ho ho ho and a bottle of RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

LST · 30/05/2012 19:43

GrinHRH

PeanutButterCupCake · 30/05/2012 19:43

Grin at HRHs Biscuit life saver

boaty · 30/05/2012 19:43

Is that captains log..stardate 2012 Wink

LST · 30/05/2012 19:43

I'll steer!!

being as no one has eaten my corned beef and potato pie Sad

SpringHeeledJack · 30/05/2012 19:44

I hope you're all putting a twist of lime in that rum

we don't want to get scurvy, now, do we

oreocrumbs · 30/05/2012 19:44

I'm back from dispatching the manshape he would be no good on a ship, can't swab a deck.

I have brought a ships cat as he was asleep in the cot, can we find room for him?

Whats the alcohol situation? Have brought aboard fresh supplies as I know what you lot are like Wink.

SpringHeeledJack · 30/05/2012 19:44

on skimming thread feel maybe The Flying Bottle a more apt name

lashingsofbingeinghere · 30/05/2012 19:45

Sorry I'm late. Touch of seasickness and had to shiver me mainbrace afterwards.

So . Where are we bound, me 'earties? .

Gah! Seagulls! .

MrsSnaplegs · 30/05/2012 19:45

Can I just add Snaplegs is only here to do the washing up not everyone else he is not RogerWink

roundtable · 30/05/2012 19:48

What happened to the scone thread?

I have a theory that Gabby is one of MNHQ, employed to act as a diversion technique with random musings...

Make mine a Captain Morgan please. Grin

AllYoursBabooshka · 30/05/2012 19:48

Can he mop the deck?