HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

[HRHBumpingFuglies]

Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

Excellent Peanut, fish bait

Wait, who's overboard? Have they got the rum? GET THE RUM!

Oh I suppose you think this is funny do you?

I can! I do a grand WC corned beef and potato pie

You bastard HRH!

Hi Hully. Do you want to take the helm -since no-one is steering anyway--

I frisked her first bumping

Hully do you want a rum or a G&T?

I don't see the point of threads like these. They are silly and boring.

MrsS Gin is for officers!

Gin!? I was offered no gun!

Mmm, Fish eyes.

Swim back 'ere with that there rum freak!

I kow Hully. Just when a thread's getting good a whole bloody quiche of sailers gangs up and throws you overbaord.

The fucking cunts.

Or gin rather...

(though I was not wisely offered a gun either)

Hully that's ok you are entitled to your opinion - now Rum or G&T?

There's a serious point behind it Hully, I'm just trying to put it across in a lighthearted way.

There is Bumping?

Oh... I just wanted to be a sailor

People with sense of humour failure also have to walk the plank.

Fuglies - Oh no! I know I know my lovely, I was just illustrating too (not very well).

ooooh I loves nautique

has anyone said Avast Behind yet?

Seriously HRH, is this ship so bloody disorganised you don't even have a little orange floaty ring thingy you can chuck me?

You promised me I'd be elegantly speeding into mountainous waves! Not floating about on a barrel of rum while Peanut chucks fish eyes at me!

Have at ye ye maggoty ship's biscuit