HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

[HRHBumpingFuglies]

Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

Me

real LOLZ at crocs

It's those bloody cheap chickens Peanut dragged in, jazz. They have no self control whatsoever.

You wouldn't get this with Waitrose.

Feak

Brightly coloured rubber shoes with pointless holes that breed smelly feet are NOT allowed. I'd rather have stilletto marks in me teak decking thank you.

Waitrose chickens do not have bum holes.

True story.

Those hole are so not pointless, HRH they are for putting jibbitz in

Now choose some pretty ones

What about these

Gobblers

I thinks I loves you

plus, since we're at least 60 days away from the nearest port, I mean to have you, my beauty

now we're talking TheOne!

Anyway, how come there have been no Seaman jokes yet?

It must be rum time again.

Spring - no hankypanky-hows yer father- shennanigans. Or else it's a good dose of Jezza for you.

Look what I caught! <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.funnybizblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/finding-nemo.jpg&imgrefurl=funnybizblog.com/funny-stuff/finding-nemo&h=300&w=459&sz=39&tbnid=V9PDNQ2T2p9C6M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=138&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dfinding%2Bnemo%2Bsushi%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=finding+nemo+sushi&usg=__ZlaCSCPHsnmHJM5es2oQAwehjQQ=&docid=AuuQE42InwOBcM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=qXXGT6vgHMbY8gPDuPz1BQ&ved=0CFwQ9QEwAA&dur=813" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nibbles to have with our shotz

Did you hear about the latest pirate film to come out?

It's rated aaarrrrr!

Hic!

gah

what sort of fucking cruise IS this?

Feak that is so wrong!

We seem to be veering off course, navigator.

Shall we explore new territory, men?

Ok, you can roger Roger, splice the mainbrace and disregard the yardarm.

Say AYE!

Aaaa sailor went to sea, sea, sea to see what he could see, see, see but all that he could see, see, see WAS....

Aye aye splice the cabin boy!

AYE!

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Empty barrels of rum in the sea sea sea........

...the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea?

AYE!!!

"Heavens Admiral! The decks are covered with seamen!"

Is the deck rolling or am I?
too much rum

Just say AYE when I tell you. Or else...