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Original poster

to wonder what Kevin McCloud is like in bed?

113 replies

theincredibequeenofwands · 10/04/2012 20:24

He always comes across as very manly and in control of a situation. Never gets stressed, tired or over excited.

Really gets into any project, has genuine enthusiasm for it and gets very excited about the result.

He also seems to understand the best way of doing a job and the importance of getting a good result and personal fulfillment rather than just doing something the quickest way.

Just wondering if he'd be as in control and confident in bed.

Not saying I'm going to track him down on a quest to find out or anything. But have had a few drinks, he's on the telly being all confident and sexy and I was just curious......!

OP posts:
MardyBra · 10/04/2012 20:25
ooer · 10/04/2012 20:26

Well well well ...!

Did you know about this thread?

Enjoy! Grin

peggotty · 10/04/2012 20:26

Shock at 'wonder of he'd be so in control and confident in bed'. I'm pretty sure he's been on a mn webchat actually... I think he seems lovely and would be pretty gutted if he turned out to be an utter knob. But I don't wonder what he'd be like in bed.

eggyblackett · 10/04/2012 20:28

I always find him a leetle smug.

Sparklingbrook · 10/04/2012 20:28

YABU. George Clarke would be better. Wink

MardyBra · 10/04/2012 20:28

You've obviously thought this through well OP.

scarletforya · 10/04/2012 20:29

He came nearly top of the Lederboard in Top Gear too, second fastest driver which is attractive!

I like him but I don't think he'd be commanding in bed. I suspect he might be all 'sensitive new age guy'

LaurieFairyCake · 10/04/2012 20:29

I think he's very attractive too - all intelligent and smiley.

He looks like he'd be a good kisser - all enthusiastic and stuff.

FeakAndWeeble · 10/04/2012 20:32

Oh God I can't stand him, he's so smug and posey! And he's called Kevin! Kevin!!!!

YADBVVVVU.

FeakAndWeeble · 10/04/2012 20:33

I do quite fancy George Osbourne though

MyCatIsAStupidBastard · 10/04/2012 20:33

But I can only imagine him in is Grand Designs guise where, at EVERY ad break he says something like:

"Jan and Phil have really put their all into turning the pig trough into their 8 bedroom pink palace, but I can't help thinking that their need for authenticity and a real pig will be just a step too far"

So now all I'm thinking is that he'd stop half way through and say:

"MyCat wants an orgasm but I can't help thinking that her desire to see the stars and pass out with joy just wont turn out quite the way she wants"

Angelico · 10/04/2012 20:33

Laughing my ass off here!!!! :o

Sparkling George is cute but he would cry all over you = offputting! :o

OP Kevin is a bit lovely but a tad too detached for my liking. I wouldn't want him analysing my proportions either in that knowing, architect way Hmm

Angelico · 10/04/2012 20:34

:o @ Feak (see above re snivelling)

scarletforya · 10/04/2012 20:35

Anyone watching him flirting with Adi on More4 just then! The giggles out of her!

CoffeeRevel · 10/04/2012 20:39

Angelico - i dont think George would cry all over you, he's usually really smiley, it's just in really emotional situations where people died that he got sniffly, and I'd think a lot less of him if he didn't! I'd rather him in my bed than Kevin any day.... I think it's his eyes Blush

Angelico · 10/04/2012 20:40

Ahhhhh, the dedication of the true fan Coffee lol! I hope Gorgeous George is reading! :o

moreyear · 10/04/2012 20:42

What if he stopped midway through to give one of those slightly sceptical progress appraisals that found it all...a little wanting? Though you would almost certainly be guaranteed a return visit.

LaurieFairyCake · 10/04/2012 20:42

There is no way George Osborne is into normal sex - he'd probably want you to rub spotted dick all over him while inserting a copy of the Telegraph into his anus

Unless that floats your boat too .... Wink

Angelico · 10/04/2012 20:44

:o @ moreyear re return visit.

Laurie those are outrageous accusations against George (and disturbingly believable :o)

Angelico · 10/04/2012 20:45

This is officially my favourite thread of the Easter hols :o

Lizzylou · 10/04/2012 20:45

My benchmark for men is if they look like they'd come up behind you manfully and surprise you whilst you washing up.
(Am not being 1950's, I have a dishwasher n all that and DH loads and unloads just as much as me, disclaimer).

I think Kevin would prob win my test, not as pretty. Looks a bit, y'know rougher.

In all honesty I think I'd prefer the blokes building the amazing houses rather than Kevin and George.

CoffeeRevel · 10/04/2012 20:47

Mm, yes, couldn't be doing with any skeptical comments midway! Good point..

And we are talking George Clarke here, aren't we, NOT George Osborne, cos if it's the latter I'm leaving this thread to go throw up and get some mind bleach!

Lousmart · 10/04/2012 20:48

I actually have a small crush on Kevin. There we go, I've admitted it Blush

bibbitybobbitybunny · 10/04/2012 20:49

I find him prissy and sycophantic, tbh.

FeakAndWeeble · 10/04/2012 20:51

George Clarke?! Nay! The gorgeousness that is the Osborne!

Oh, the relief of being able to say this out loud (so to speak).

Did you know his real name is Gideon?

He is definitely not into normal sex. But I don't know if he would be the spanker or the spankee, the big spoon or the little one. I just don't know. Maybe that's the appeal?