to wonder what Kevin McCloud is like in bed?

[theincredibequeenofwands]

He always comes across as very manly and in control of a situation. Never gets stressed, tired or over excited.

Really gets into any project, has genuine enthusiasm for it and gets very excited about the result.

He also seems to understand the best way of doing a job and the importance of getting a good result and personal fulfillment rather than just doing something the quickest way.

Just wondering if he'd be as in control and confident in bed.

Not saying I'm going to track him down on a quest to find out or anything. But have had a few drinks, he's on the telly being all confident and sexy and I was just curious......!

Dis anyone see that episode of GD when Kevin just slipped into speaking fluent Italian?

It's not the way he looks, it's the way he behaves.

So manly.

And I understand exactly what you mean by wanting to be surprised from behind when washing up......!

He's been speaking french just now.

Are you absolutely sure?

Sparkling that made me do a squeak noise and now DH is nosing over my shoulder to see what I'm doing.

He has a very manly hairline.

I mean George. Not DH. DH no longer has a hairline

I have fancied him for years

I've got a smallish crush on him too & this is the first time I've come out about it.

Laurie that is one of the funniest things I've read on Mumsnet ever - I was in hysterics when I read it ...

He's called Kevin for Heaven's sake. That disqualifies him immediately from being in any way fanciable no matter what he looks like. If Jonny Depp was called Kevin he wouldn't have a career. Kevin is the name of a small ginger cat that often refuses to go to bed on time.

Probably like the rest of them. They're all the same aren't they?

Phwoar

Does him name matter?

You could just call him 'Mr. McCloud'.

He doesn't look like a Kevin, anyway. He looks like a Roger.

I'm glad I'm not alone

I'd have them both although I reckon George would be a dirty beggar.

Eew! I saw him in Tenby last year! He's a bit old and scrawny looking!

YADNBU

I saw the episode Croissant when he rattled away in Italian.

and he speaks French too

and rode a horse to visit Greek Temples on Aegina - whereas I had to take a coach to the same place to pay homage to Kevin.

And you know that starey face George Osborne does - the one that's meant to not give away his emotion...

that's his come face that is....

'You could just call him 'Mr. McCloud''.

You just know though that when it's done he'd stand there with one leg on the bed, leaning on his knee and gesticulating as he tells you everything you could have done better...

I'll take lessons from him

I had a meal in a beach front restaurant in Cornwall with Kevin a few years ago .

...well, we were in the same restaurant albeit on different tables. I nearly walked into a door whilst gawping at him on my way to the loo

When I met Kevin recently 4 kisses btw George Clarke smiled at me gorgeously a swell.

Take that in your cavity walls you daydreamers.

Hah.

Oooh no Laurie, I don't like a starey come face. It denotes silence. Silent come faces are scary and often accompanied by much spittle.

I reckon he roars like a tiger

George Osborne's COME face at 24 seconds

Enjoy

Aaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Screaming @ George Osbourne related hijacking of thread!!!! Please, God, no more pics / vids of alien George and his cum face

And the fan vid... why? Just... why?! lol :o

Oi! You lot, how very dare you get me to say that I'd do the dirty disco with
George i'm not fey just coked Osborne
When I meant George Clarke.

How dare you all. I have reported this thread. And as for you Laurie you should feel deeply ashamed of yourself.