to wonder what Kevin McCloud is like in bed?

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He always comes across as very manly and in control of a situation. Never gets stressed, tired or over excited.

Really gets into any project, has genuine enthusiasm for it and gets very excited about the result.

He also seems to understand the best way of doing a job and the importance of getting a good result and personal fulfillment rather than just doing something the quickest way.

Just wondering if he'd be as in control and confident in bed.

Not saying I'm going to track him down on a quest to find out or anything. But have had a few drinks, he's on the telly being all confident and sexy and I was just curious......!

My GP looks just like Kevin- and has the same brisk MANLY manner. Unforch, this means that I can never see him for anything embarassing or gynaelogical...

I don't know who Kevin or George are but I have to say I am really disturbed to read that anyone would want to shag George Osbourne.

He has a real sinister vibe about him - I reckon he is definitely into some really kinky stuff.

I have got a picture in my mind of him dressed in a vampire cape, in a dark castle with lots of S and M stuff in his basement and loads of people chained to the walls.

Urrrgh! got to leave this thread now, feel really unpleasant.

You fantasise about being in bed with Kevin McCloud????

Heaven to Betsy and pass the smelling salts. After sex he'd give a 5 min monologue to camera explaining about your intentions were good but the execution wasn't quite right.

Then he would come back in 6 months to see if you had finished off.

I think he would be wet like his personality, and that loud 'SSS' he has like the M&S advert voice is off putting.

Angelico

McCloud is not an architect, just a TV presenter and enthusiastic amateur.

SparklingBrook You are right! He'd don a natty scarf and pop around to see how I'd been getting on.

'Squoosh's orgasm really has come on a treat since we last saw her, the organic way she has combined my phenomenal shagging with her own earthy, gritty 'finish by hand method' shows a real determination to get the job done. I can but applaud her.'

Cue the plinky plonky GD music.

Speak Italian to me Mr Mcleod.
I really fancy him. And I reckon he'd be slightly naughty, he has a twinkle in his eye that says, "Mention your plans for a concrete swimming pool one more time young lady and I'll put you over my knee." Oh yes.

George Osbourne on the other hand only cums when he has thought of another way to grind down the faces of the poor.

Oh gosh! I'm not the only one! If if would exist...

Zombie thread

But is it just me that read the title and though 'he probàbly snores, farts and hogs the covers'

Yes, it is. Sorry, I was just googling "crush on Kevin McCloud", guess why... :-D
And yes, he does it all, he's human. Probably ;-)

Squoosh and Sparklingbrook!

I know it is zombie, blame whoever revived it this morning but squoosh' spots just sent me into fits of giggles that had the 4 year old crawling all over me demanding to know what I was laughing about.

I would though. I really would. I especially come over all funny when he is abroad and speaking French or Italian. I love a man who speaks the local language.