to wonder what Kevin McCloud is like in bed?

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He always comes across as very manly and in control of a situation. Never gets stressed, tired or over excited.

Really gets into any project, has genuine enthusiasm for it and gets very excited about the result.

He also seems to understand the best way of doing a job and the importance of getting a good result and personal fulfillment rather than just doing something the quickest way.

Just wondering if he'd be as in control and confident in bed.

Not saying I'm going to track him down on a quest to find out or anything. But have had a few drinks, he's on the telly being all confident and sexy and I was just curious......!

George would be v boring in bed, I see him with a small penis in missionary position. I think he would have the guilts, shower immediately afterwards and be cruel and uncommunicative.

Kevin would be very good and imaginative, he'd have you up against the wall with no warning and afterwards he would hold you lovingly and make you breakfast.

Oh my God Feak stop, I'm pregnant and my bladder is the size of a peanut, DH is going to come in and he already thinks the MN ladies are dirty trollops less than lady-like :o He'll be locking me off the computer...

I'm deeply, deeply ashamed

Gay, is what I imagine he's like in bed. But allegedly he isn't.

I think Phil Spencer may be feeling left out.

Barf at Gideon.

As for Kevin , I'd be waiting for the moment when he declared my norks to have "real integrity" or my fanjo to be a "great space"!

Bunny your post was disturbingly well thought out... :o

Kevin would smell of soap and sawdust. Not exciting.

Gideon would smell of cigars and Cognac and expensive aftershave. And money.

Rarrrrrrrrrr

Kevin is a bit of a sloppy kisser I'm told :(

me and dp both have a mini crush on kevin mccloud

Well Angelico, after you've been round the block a few hundred times you tend to get a feel for people don't you, ahem.

Laurie Ok I'm putting it down to too many Easter Eggs, too much sugar.

HAWawah @Sassy he'd be waxing lyrical about my insulation fat gal.

It's a good thing south park is on. Dh thinks I'm laughing at that not this thread.

Bunny I think it was the 'holding you lovingly' image that finished me off... :o

McCloud strikes me as the sort of man who would twitch and clear his throat to cover a fart. I cannot respect a man who won't own up to his own bodily functions.

Arf at sassys "great space"!

Feak that's harsh, that.

Well he does spend a lot of time contemplating innovative erections

Why isn't he here?

Why hasn't he come back on?

I need to know!

And how many mumsnetters are there? Chances are that one of us must have shagged him........!

Hello?

I've shagged him.

(True story)

This is two threads in one! The thread that just keeps on giving!

Yes to Mr McCloud in preference to George Clarke. Quiet competence v watery-eyed pretty boy any day.

No! and BOAK! to fan videos of George Osborne. Wtaf! I knew the interweb was polluted but had not realised it had become quite this dirty. Bleurk!

Feak - you lie, surely?

I'd be happy with Phil, George C or Kevin. I mean I like all 3 of them (especially when Kev goes all bilingual) but if I had the choice it would be Simon King off Springwatch.

Now, him, naked, in front of a log burner making those deer rutting noises......

I just don't smell expensive aftershave, cigars, etc on Gideon. Stale unflossed breath maybe... whereas Kev would smell expensive, healthy and very clean -as Jilly Cooper would say, 'good digestion".

Who is George clarke?

Feak who ? George, George or Kevin?