to wonder what Kevin McCloud is like in bed?

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He always comes across as very manly and in control of a situation. Never gets stressed, tired or over excited.

Really gets into any project, has genuine enthusiasm for it and gets very excited about the result.

He also seems to understand the best way of doing a job and the importance of getting a good result and personal fulfillment rather than just doing something the quickest way.

Just wondering if he'd be as in control and confident in bed.

Not saying I'm going to track him down on a quest to find out or anything. But have had a few drinks, he's on the telly being all confident and sexy and I was just curious......!

Chub he is a fit Geordie Architect

Fanny I'm hurt you could suggest such a thing. Hurt.

I haven't shagged him really. But I have shagged Orlando Bloom and he was RUBBISH. Miranda Kerr was his rebound after I broke his heart. He went for her because she looks just like me.

This is definitely a true story.

Feak You're just hard to please. We both know Orlando has a massive stick and he knows what to do with it yeah I was there before you.

I am loving this thread......

That Osborne video is a lovely little bit of satire.
The currrrrrrraaaazzeeee typeface
The Tom Hanks photo
the comments

genius.

I actually found myself thinking: Osbourne or Cameron? Osbourne or Cameron?

Cameron.

That's it. I can't stay on a thread discussing 'Osbourne or Cameron' doesn't that breach the MN guidelines or something?

Well well well and there's me labouring under the misapprehension that Kevin is gay. Never occurred to me that he might be shaggable straight. I rather thought the gay was the whole point of him .

As for George / Gideon, he's like Cameron , a bit sort of clammy and pudding-y. The type that has just a few nipple hairs and incipient moobs. Yuck.

Orlando Bllom? After I realised he sounded exactly like Lord Darling in Blackadder goes Forth he was dead to me... But anyway. GIDEON? People on MN - bright, sparky, lovely people - would actually do it with GIDEON OSBOURNE?

'Incipient Moobs' - great band name.

Kevin McCloud is GAY???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

My last celebrity crush was also gay. Am I doing it wrong?

George Clarke is delicious - the eyes, the accent - mmmm. Kevin McCloud - not so much.

If he is, he's married-to-a-woman gay. With lots of children. I googled. On Wikipedia and everything.

Who was your last slab crush?

Sleb, even. Bloody autocorrect.

The slab crush normally comes two thirds of the way in to Grand Designs doesn't it? Isn't that when it all goes horribly wrong, the cement is waterlogged and they're eating the organic soundproofing like muesli because the budget is spaffed.

actorhughfraser

Are they related?

Kevin is sexier though!

Don't let this thread die! Just... don't! :o

George Osborne looks like he'd want you to horsewhip him while singing 'How Much Is That Doggy In The Window'.

Mr McCloud looks like he knows what to do with a sturdy upright and how to make sure your flue is well ventilated.

K McC too blokey for me

but I'd fancy him if he fancied me

I love his hands

I always assumed George C was gay. Surely straight blokes don't cry about home improvements on telly.

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Just wondering though if you would have to give Kevin a breakdown of costs at the conclusion?

george has a white beer gut,dont know about kevins. kevin is very fertile.