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AIBU to place a pillow underneath my bottom when I have sex in the missionary position?

199 replies

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow · 05/03/2012 13:22

Well am I? I have a new lover Grin and he said he'd never ever known anyone to do that!!!!! Not that he minded, just that he hadn't seet it before!!! He's 55!!!!!

I've always done that, just to elevate the vagina a bit.

Tell me IANBU or even that IABU!!!!

I just want to know whether i'm "normal"

OP posts:
NowThenWreck · 06/03/2012 09:54
MarthasHarbour · 07/03/2012 09:17

Last night, DH yes DH 'introduced' the pillow.....

Shock Shock Shock Shock Shock

He swears he hasnt been reading MN Hmm

QueenCess · 07/03/2012 13:40
Hmm
AnyFucker · 07/03/2012 14:46

Hmm Grin

Debsbear · 07/03/2012 14:52

Hahahahahaha, haven't laughed so much for ages!

QueenCess · 07/03/2012 14:56

The crispy sex towel would be the clincher......

NoMoreInsomnia12 · 07/03/2012 14:59

Makes notes...

MarthasHarbour · 07/03/2012 15:55

QueenCess i said to him 'the next we know you will be introducing a crispy sex towel'

He told me not to be so vulgar!! Grin

QueenCess · 07/03/2012 16:34

WOW! If he found that vulgar then maybe we should give him the benefit of doubt......

I still haven't had the guts to google dragonbutter.......I know brain bleach would be required.

imnotmymum · 07/03/2012 18:26

dragonbutter ?? oh I just googled it ... wow every day a school day!!

CrunchyFrog · 07/03/2012 18:32

No need for a pillow, just put your legs over his shoulders.

AnyFucker · 07/03/2012 18:34

some of us can't get our legs up there, crunchy < gimmer >

that's also a wrecker for your lower back Grin

Coconutty · 07/03/2012 18:37

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imnotmymum · 07/03/2012 18:38

No that just missionary position all other positions are totally much more dirty too my DH and other means of entry

Malificence · 07/03/2012 19:23

Nah, feathery stroking makes it "making love" . Wink

AnyFucker · 07/03/2012 19:37

< averts eyes >

ilikecandyandrunning · 07/03/2012 19:51

Wow, I'm surprised at how many women haven't thought to do this!

I'm with you op, makes it much nicer Wink

ilikecandyandrunning · 07/03/2012 19:53

That too crunchyfrog!

Reallyfaroutlookinghat · 07/03/2012 20:35

I do not do this, but I asked my husband and he says he's known girls to do it.

Wouldn't you need a tower of pillows to get any extra purchase? Surely one by itself will be a much of a muchness?

Oh, and I'm a no hair. If you must know, it grows completely straight and looks like a pubic mushroom. I will not ever be persuaded to grow the mushroom.

WhereMyMilk · 07/03/2012 20:38

I'd love straight hair...

NowThenWreck · 07/03/2012 20:55

I have thought about this too much and I think that if your man is quite physically fit, he can sort of raise himself up to hit said g spot, thus negating the need for a sex pillow.
I reckon you lot have laxy menz!

Reallyfaroutlookinghat · 07/03/2012 21:09

What is this g spot?? I've heard about where it's supposed to be but I don't think I've got one.

Why isn't there a sex topic on mumsnet? There's so much to discuss!

joanofarchitrave · 07/03/2012 21:50

G spot not now supposed to exist. But there's supposed to be a group of women who do have a specific musculature that means they orgasm from intercourse/vaginal stimulation and a group that have a different musculature that don't. I wonder if there's any pillow-related crossover?

Am becoming [stern] at the gratuitous anti-feathery stroking attitudes on MN. Perhaps the feathery strokers amongst us need a separate board.

AnyFucker · 07/03/2012 22:02

yes, feathery strokers need to be segregated from the rest of society

deviants

Grin
Reallyfaroutlookinghat · 07/03/2012 22:05

Wow, those are some lucky ladies.

I'd have more luck making a tower of pillows to sit on.

Which I have never done. Oh no :o

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