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AIBU to place a pillow underneath my bottom when I have sex in the missionary position?

199 replies

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow · 05/03/2012 13:22

Well am I? I have a new lover Grin and he said he'd never ever known anyone to do that!!!!! Not that he minded, just that he hadn't seet it before!!! He's 55!!!!!

I've always done that, just to elevate the vagina a bit.

Tell me IANBU or even that IABU!!!!

I just want to know whether i'm "normal"

OP posts:
Whatmeworry · 05/03/2012 13:40

Am I he only one thinking OPs fella would have actually seen this before bu is in a panic that OP is TTC?? :o

:o

imnotmymum · 05/03/2012 13:40

Towel ?? I must be buying the wrong catalogues all I need is a home furnishing not bedroom pleasures ??

noinspiration · 05/03/2012 13:42

YABU to have sex in the missionary position with a NEW lover. He's new ffs. Live a little Grin

MiladyGardenia · 05/03/2012 13:45

I need a towel too? Why? I've never needed one up until now!

AnyFucker · 05/03/2012 13:45

well, DH's discarded t-shirt often suffices Blush

juniper904 · 05/03/2012 13:46

The pillow thing I get. The towel thing I don't Hmm And I thought I'd read enough trashy magazines (J17 included!) to know all the tips and tricks!

valiumredhead · 05/03/2012 13:47

What are you meant to do with a towel?

AnyFucker · 05/03/2012 13:48

towel, to protect the pillow case from erm, secretions ?

MiladyGardenia · 05/03/2012 13:48

Ahhhh. I think light maybe breaking over the towel thing.

We like a dash to the loo straight after it. Ergo, no towel needed.

I think.

AnyFucker · 05/03/2012 13:48

does everybody else have completely non-messy sex ? Grin Confused

WhereMyMilk · 05/03/2012 13:48

The towel, is to be a spermy sex towel, so he doesn't wipe his knob on your sheetsWink

maristella · 05/03/2012 13:48

I don't want to explain the towel thing....

A sock will just about suffice al fresco if there is no towel

valiumredhead · 05/03/2012 13:48

Oh! I was hoping for a new sex trick not something so practical Grin

MiladyGardenia · 05/03/2012 13:49

Oops.

No light then.

valiumredhead · 05/03/2012 13:49

I have no use for a towel - I just clench!

AnyFucker · 05/03/2012 13:49

I don't do the loo dash < too lazy >

post coital snooze/fag for me

juniper904 · 05/03/2012 13:50

I just have a roll of toilet paper in the bedside cabinet... then do a dash to the loo.

I might start using DP's pyjamas, though :o

AnyFucker · 05/03/2012 13:51

the towel could be substituted by whatever is to hand...t-shirt, knickers, socks, see ?

I don't wish to wash my pillow cases every time

MiladyGardenia · 05/03/2012 13:53

yy to clenching. Also tippytoey running to loo. Not DH, obv. He'd just look silly.

As you were then. No towel. Just a pillow. I could use the memory foam one. It'd be quite good if it could remember the exact position for my bottom to achieve nirvana.

imnotmymum · 05/03/2012 13:54

I see now damn I was waiting for the towel brightened up my love life trick does the underwear not catch everything

WhereMyMilk · 05/03/2012 13:54

Having had all my DC through the sun roof as it were, my pelvic floor is like iron, therefore, the loo dash works for me :o

DinahMoHum · 05/03/2012 13:56

dont you move around a bit, or do you readjust your pillow every time you move?

MarthasHarbour · 05/03/2012 13:57

babydubs my thoughts exactly! Grin

we do it at the mo coz we are TTCing, we have a special pillow for it though (think the cat sleeps on it usually Hmm ) we also have a toilet roll handy to keep everything in afterwards!

we have all bases covered

juniper904 · 05/03/2012 13:57

I think it depends on contraception too.

If you have a mucus plug (bleugh) from taking the pill, then I guess it stops all the gunk from getting higher.

And what goes up must come down...

shuffleballchange · 05/03/2012 13:57

It helped me conceive both times, only done it three times and got pregnant twice, so look out if you are not TTC!!

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