AIBU to place a pillow underneath my bottom when I have sex in the missionary position?

[NotSuchASmugMarriedNow]

Well am I? I have a new lover and he said he'd never ever known anyone to do that!!!!! Not that he minded, just that he hadn't seet it before!!! He's 55!!!!!

I've always done that, just to elevate the vagina a bit.

Tell me IANBU or even that IABU!!!!

I just want to know whether i'm "normal"

Pillows are for sleeping, OP, not sexing

Honestly

Ha ha - this is going to go the way of the One Born Every Minute threads.

All over the country MNers will be starting out in the missionary position (with pillows) and suddenly there will be a little voice in their head yelling 'get off your back!

I have had serious surgery so the missionary position is pretty much the only one I can manage. I find regular pilates obviates the need for a cushion .

arf and at 'Crispy Sex Towel'

"mmmm, I fancy chicken fried rice, a side of salt n pepper ribs and some crispy sex towel - one portion or two darling?"

will never view crispy seaweed in same light again

Oh and I have no idea what a CST is as I haven't had any sex since September

You do it if you want. I couldn't the with size of my arse, his arse would be banging of the ceiling.

I've shared this before, but in the interests of bossing helping, don't do this if you are TTC. It assists inferior sperm that wouldn't make it up there otherwise to be as efficient as the good ones. All sperm are not created equal...

mary, were you aware that you can have sex in the afternoon, as well as talk about it?

My partner would be burning his arse on the lighbulb..but i'm single. :(

"'How does one introduce a pillow into shennanigans without making the DH suspicious?"

Well, you could fling the pillows about a bit first (disguised as the throes of passion) then just happen to fall back on the pillow in the right position, all casual-like.

Or you could do what I intend to do to DH- 'Oi. Hang about a minute. I read something on Mumsnet earlier...'

make DH suspicious of what ?

pillow-related infidelity ?

It might be a breach of etiquette if not done correctly, AF. There's probably a bit about it in Debretts, but I would think the right way to go about it would be something like " DH, this is pillow. Pillow, this is DH. Pillow enjoys being used as a sex and sleep aid, DH enjoys fishing and Formula One. You two have so much in common!"

Suspicious as in whowhere did I get the idea from. I don't want to point him in the direction of MN, he thinks I waste enough time on the computer as it is.

Yanbu, although I am now enlightened regarding the use of the towel... C S T though - surely it gets washed after each use?

Milady

When DH and I got a new bed, and new bedding a couple of years ago, there was much thought put into the pillow combination

2 ordinary pillows for sleeping

and an extra smaller rectangular one each for the sexing for show

oh, what fun can be had choosing pillows

GM, he will thank you, believe me

and he will thank us

In a slightly deraily way, but sex related...

A male friend of mine told me last night that he had not had sex in the Noughties even once with a woman who hadn't waxed off her pubes .
(This was not his choice, just that he had noticed that women seemed to no longer have pubes.)
I am not trying to start a bald/non-bald debate (honest) I was just really surprised, and now feel like the only woman left in the UK with a bush!
Am I?

no

I currently sport bush. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I'm ker-azy like that....

No I have one too. I think the current lot of women in our 30s must be the last of the bushy brigade though.

You two are the last ones

No.