AIBU to place a pillow underneath my bottom when I have sex in the missionary position?

[NotSuchASmugMarriedNow]

Well am I? I have a new lover and he said he'd never ever known anyone to do that!!!!! Not that he minded, just that he hadn't seet it before!!! He's 55!!!!!

I've always done that, just to elevate the vagina a bit.

Tell me IANBU or even that IABU!!!!

I just want to know whether i'm "normal"

there are other "emissions" are there not, though ?

Do you carry said towel from room to room or have a bag ready for any impromptu sessions

discarded clothes will do for impromptu sessions

kitchen worktop jobbies are usually confined to the worktop that has the kitchen-roll holder

it's all fine

wow I am relieved at not feeling shabby getting my love life so organised

OH MY GOD-

YOU ARE ALL ME!!!!

even down to the 'towel'

Im not a freak!!!

Kitchen Worktop....? Ah right - i have been married for a while so that sort of shenanigans is ancient history.

I remember we did it on the piano once, that was early days though, DH's back has never been the same and-the piano could do with tuning

I never used a pillow with first H (but then we hardly ever had sex anyway!) but Mr House has introduced me to the delights of pillow unbder the buttocks as he says it makes the angle of entry more pleasing

And we are 113 years old between us so definitely not TTC!

it makes the angle of entry more pleasing... that so funny !!

How does one introduce a pillow into shennanigans without making the DH suspicious?

Dh usually introduces the pillow!

My DH ain't gonna introduce a pillow and certainly not mine so he'd want to know where I got the inspiration from.

Too

Much

Information

'How does one introduce a pillow into shennanigans without making the DH suspicious?'

Blindfold him first.

Given that the whole gist of the thread was given in the title you only have yourself to blame for not liking the content of the thread :o

GiserableMitt

Fair enough, but a simple "no" would have sufficed!

Well I've learnt something from this thread. not that it's of much use with a DH the opposite end of the earth

But Pendeen , if posters had not seen fit to elaborate, I might still be in the dark as to the intentions of the man who is now my husband.

Yup - it was he (in the very early days), and no, I've never had the balls to ask what it was all about .

This place is an education I tell ya!

YANBU - bumsex is Friday

'Runs into thread, shouts ''CRISPY SEX TOWEL'', runs out again'

In that case is I stand lie corrected!

TTCing tonight as a matter of fact

DH-is so gonna respond with 'you have been on bloody MN again'

I am always suprised how many people still use the missionary position. It does nothing for me at all, but maybe I am abnormal

For 'al fresco' shacking the 'love glove' is most useful in cold conditions

So, I am working hard and thought I would just have a quick peek at MN...aargh!

I agree agincourt. The only thing it does for me is make me feel like i need a wee!
But as for the pillow...YAAF. (You are all freaks.)
HTH

Or the neck of a swan does the trick...