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AIBU to place a pillow underneath my bottom when I have sex in the missionary position?

199 replies

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow · 05/03/2012 13:22

Well am I? I have a new lover Grin and he said he'd never ever known anyone to do that!!!!! Not that he minded, just that he hadn't seet it before!!! He's 55!!!!!

I've always done that, just to elevate the vagina a bit.

Tell me IANBU or even that IABU!!!!

I just want to know whether i'm "normal"

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toddlerama · 05/03/2012 17:06

I can't see it due to comedy baby bump at the minute, so I'm damned if I'm messing around blind...

AnyFucker · 05/03/2012 17:06

that's at least 4 bushy ones this thread, chandon

think again Grin

toddlerama · 05/03/2012 17:06

It's a bush revolution!

joanofarchitrave · 05/03/2012 17:06

No, there are quite a lot of bushes around (I'll wax mine when hell freezes) but mostly on older unplucked birds IMO?

Am feeling very [stern] at all the missionary dissing here. Great position, much underrated, esp with pillow [adjusts freshly ironed pillowcase in suggestive manner]

Maryz · 05/03/2012 17:08

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Adversecamber · 05/03/2012 17:09

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NowThenWreck · 05/03/2012 17:10

Hmm yep, I am in my 30's. I thought it must be an age thing, but my friend is 40!And he has been sleeping with women in their thirties.(And twenties, the perv.)

I said, " So , if I pull a younger man, will he run screaming from my hairy minge?" and he said "yes".

Fuck.

Maryz · 05/03/2012 17:13

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GiserableMitt · 05/03/2012 17:13

So how bushless are these young things going? Like completely bald? short? shaven? porn star?

BigGirlInASmallWorld · 05/03/2012 17:14

Adverse i was in fits of laughter at your post! That is low thing to do..

AnyFucker · 05/03/2012 17:14

NTW, your mate is not a good sample of manhood, tbh

any bloke that would turn their nose up at a minge, simply because it is is hairy, is a pillock and doesn't have a good view of women

BigGirlInASmallWorld · 05/03/2012 17:15

I'm single, no sex, so bushy, otherwise, plucked.

NowThenWreck · 05/03/2012 17:16

Bald apparently, although sometimes with a landing strip.

And yes, Mary, apparently the men are doing it too. My friend said he has done it when asked. Blee!

Right, I am going to do some field research with a man in his twenties next weekend.

NowThenWreck · 05/03/2012 17:18

Oh no, AF, he personally doesn't care either way. He was just commenting on the current fashion for baldness in the delicate areas.
I honestly don't think he would turn his nose up at any fanny!

Maryz · 05/03/2012 17:19

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Agincourt · 05/03/2012 17:20

My bush is reminiscent of a scene out of a league of gentlemen

imnotmymum · 05/03/2012 17:22

now that anyother thread NowThen noses wow

joanofarchitrave · 05/03/2012 17:23

My first husband used to llllooooove shaving his genitals with foam flying. Sadly I never noticed the difference unless he pointed it out. Slightly embarrassing as he clearly thought it was sexeeee.

WhereMyMilk · 05/03/2012 17:26

Think some blokes shave down to make their cock look bigger :o

We use pillows all the time not just for missionary but especially for oral, as DH has a bad neck so helps him out as well as me!

And no, DH has never wiped his cock on my curtains, though I have blinds so would be a little difficult :o

DilysPrice · 05/03/2012 17:27

Well I hope the husbands of MN are going to think this is an improvement on the craze for giving the washing machine a service wash.

AnyFucker · 05/03/2012 17:29

ooh, I imagine wiping your cock on a Venetian blind would be very painful Grin

ThePathanKhansWitch · 05/03/2012 17:33

Where there's hair, there's comfort. Where there's none, there's an argument.

NowThenWreck · 05/03/2012 17:35

"Darling, would you mind shaving your balls, and gently placing this pillow under my bum?"

imnotmymum · 05/03/2012 17:35

what I am very comfortable thank you

BigGirlInASmallWorld · 05/03/2012 17:38

Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow? Grin