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AIBU to place a pillow underneath my bottom when I have sex in the missionary position?

199 replies

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow · 05/03/2012 13:22

Well am I? I have a new lover Grin and he said he'd never ever known anyone to do that!!!!! Not that he minded, just that he hadn't seet it before!!! He's 55!!!!!

I've always done that, just to elevate the vagina a bit.

Tell me IANBU or even that IABU!!!!

I just want to know whether i'm "normal"

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EmpireBiscuit · 05/03/2012 17:43

I was bushy until last week when I went mad with some scissors and veet - DP didn't notice until it was pointed out...not sure why I bother.

imnotmymum · 05/03/2012 17:46

You will never go back to bushiness bet he noticed really ...

HairyMairy · 05/03/2012 18:06

This might be an appropriate name change for this thread Grin

If they shave to make their cocks look bigger, would me cultivating mine and growing it very, very long make my bum look smaller?

MsWeatherwax · 05/03/2012 18:34

Ahem. You can buy things designed for this: Liberator Wedge Link Shows People Having Sex or cheapo version

Sex towels are not comfy. This is the posh version of a sex towel, but you can just use thick fleece throws. And baby wipes.

MsWeatherwax · 05/03/2012 18:35

Ah, messed up second link. Should have been: www.liberator.com/fre/product/fascinator-throes/10342 is the posh version of a sex towel.

MsWeatherwax · 05/03/2012 18:35

www.liberator.com/fre/product/fascinator-throes/10342

Convert links automatically should be automatic!!!!!!!

MsWeatherwax · 05/03/2012 18:37

Oh, hang on, we are now talking about hair. I am hairy. Everywhere! You'd be surprised but I get no comments about it at all and DP finds me very sexy regardless.

sozzledchops · 05/03/2012 18:42

Thank god I'm not the only bush out there. Never thought about it till recently when it seemed I was the only hairy Mary out there, was getting quite self conscious. Saw a thread on another board about a movie and the young chap wanted to know what was up with the actresses 'vagina'. Seems he had never seen a bush before and thought she was malformed.

NotThatClever · 05/03/2012 18:47

My current fuck buddy shaves, the itching does annoy him but he's to much of a wuss to wax apparently. oh and hes late 30's so not such a young thing.

juniper904 · 05/03/2012 19:03

I'm 27 and DP is 26. In my encounters around the world [ahem] I have never been completely hairless. Trimmed and maintained perhaps, but I really detest the pre-pubescent look and find it worrying when men like it. My issue...

My DP trims his pubes in the shower. I had the pleasure of walking in on him doing it the other day. No shame from him at all. I think, with him, it's more that his hair is so long and mad that you could not access his genitals Blush unless the hair was mown.

Why did I go all prim there? Weird...

Pannacotta · 05/03/2012 19:11

AF does a small pillow suffice then? Or is a standard size better for sexing (as you so nicely put it)?

juniper904 · 05/03/2012 19:20

Normal pillow, folded over :)

AnyFucker · 05/03/2012 19:20

juniper, I don't actually think it is your issue if a bloke likes the pre-pubescent look, chuck

Panna...I suppose it depends on the arse-acreage, or arsage Smile

A small rectangular one (those bolster types you use to decorate your lovely bed) do for me, but I have an arse of smallish proportions

SnapesMistress · 05/03/2012 19:32

Pish, I'm 22 and keep it tidy but deffo not hairless, all my mates who care to discuss it are the same.

I did take everything off once, it was awful, couldn't wait for it to grow back.

Pannacotta · 05/03/2012 19:43

mmm I have quite a flat arse also quite smallish, so maybe will try a small one...

AnyFucker · 05/03/2012 19:44

do feed back, won't you ? Smile

D0G · 05/03/2012 19:56

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Pannacotta · 05/03/2012 20:18

AF am sure you dont really want feedback about the sexing preferences of a fellow small-ish arse...!

Malificence · 05/03/2012 20:24

The v-shaped pillows are good sex aids. Wink I bought one for DH after his surgery and then found a whole new use for it.

I have to have a whole pile of pillows to lean over forwards , otherwise I end up head butting the headboard, such is the forcefulness once he gets going Blush .

QueenCess · 05/03/2012 20:27

Well I feel all Miriam Margoyles-ish about my luxuriant bush. I would mourn it's loss. A trim on the old undercarriage sorts it out a treat enough.

I don't understand all this foof faffing fannying about. Really. I just don't.

Just what IS the point?

AnyFucker · 05/03/2012 20:30

Panna, Mn needs that feedback ! Grin

NowThenWreck · 05/03/2012 20:32

Well, yes, a trim, so you can find it, like.
I got rid of it all once years ago, and god did it itch when it grew back.
The idea of a hairless man makes me cringe too.

DustyDen · 05/03/2012 20:46

MsWeatherwax - [snarfle] Loved the video on that page. The wedge pillow was described as a "serving platter for the genitals."

WhereMyMilk · 05/03/2012 20:53

Think a bit of trimming is good-not good to get pubes stuck between your teeth :o

sozzledchops · 05/03/2012 23:49

just can't see the appeal of looking like a plucked chicken (as someone so eloquently put) or a child. I like my bush, it balances out the crazy big mane I have on my napper.