Angelina Jolie's Oscar's Leg.

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That's right; a thread being vile about a WOMAN

WTF was that all about? For anyone who hasn't seen

Why was she standing with her leg about 5ft away from the rest of her body? She looked awkward and weird and her leg looked like a chicken leg whereas mine are wonderful, obviously.

AIBU to think that Angelina's Oscar Leg was a bit ridiculous?

Oh keep him. He'd only forget my coke anyway.

Is it wrong to say I think I fancy puppet Johnny a little bit?

But he'd remember your smack Psammead. Oh yes.

Isn't it weird how Johnny Depp always goes out with women who look just like him? He and Kate Moss looked like demonic twins.

I like gwyneth too. I think she is quite real in that if I was in her position with a rock star husband and acting career I would probably get carried away from time to time with ideas of baking and the like but would know deep down i was an arse and most people don't live like that. It is easy to get carried away!She looks good atm

I like her as well.

I don't like Johnny Depp. All style, no substance. The bloke has built a whole career out of a fetching pout (like ang).

And he looks like a soap dodger, the dirty article.

Jonny was gorgeous years ago but looks like a bit of a sad old drunk now one of those men who was gorgeous once and can't let it go. I still would though

YANBU.

It looks ridiculous.....like it doesn't belong to her....kind of Jake the Peg-ish. Christ, this woman is the ultimate narcissist. Wierd.

I find Gwyneth irritating in the extreme as a person, although she has given some very good performances in films that I have enjoyed. She was great in The Talented Mr Ripley.

I preferred Angie J when she was properly batshit crazy, not just a crazed attention seeker. Her films were better then too. I thought her and Jonny Lee Miller made a great couple. Interestingly, his career divebombed for ages when they split up.

I preferred Ange when she was a real nutter too, SmallClanger. These days it feels as though her nuttiness is being channeled differently, and to more pathetic effect.

AJ looks just like Madonna now. Take a good look at her face she's stretched it far too taut.

I adored some of the other dresses. That McQueen black and gold dress is amazing and I REALLY liked the one Shailene Woodley (who?) was wearing.

Apologies if this has already been posted (and for the fact it is a Daily Fail article), but this made me spit my 4pm cup of tea over my keyboard

That is hilarious :D

Brad: "I dare you to strike a really weird pose on the red carpet tonight."

Ange: "Ok."

That's all that I can imagine is the cause of that pose!

Seems GoFugYourself has also heard the rumours about old George.

I resisted opening this thread until today because I knew it would be shallow and bitchy.

I wanted to give it time to gather loads of comments.

I think she's great!!

Gets herself on the front of every paper.

Good on you Angelina.

lol at limited

GetOrf and Bups you couldn't be wronger about Goldie Hawn.

Ploughing my way through the thread so apologies if anyone's mentioned Victoria Beckham's and Liz Hurley's peculiar leg poses.

VB looks like she's warming up for a limbo competition and Liz Hurley shouldn't wear those dresses at all.

She has great tits but legs like a pit pony.

OK, see I'm too late with VB and Hurley comments.

Woss that mean about Goldie H?

photoshop

As annoying as Goop is, she was fabulous in Talented Mr Ripley and in Royal Tenenbaums.

How can I put this? She's vile not as warm as she looks.

Actually, I had difficulty seeing how she looks because she was seated in a dimly-lit room nearly 10ft away from me surrounded by bright lights which bathed her in a warm glow and made me squint.

I'd like to say it was like meeting an angel except it wasn't.

Wait, who are you talking about? Goldie?

I personally feel that Private Benjamin was a Feminist Masterpiece. whether or not the ladies in the Feminism section would agree with me, is to be seen.