Angelina Jolie's Oscar's Leg.

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That's right; a thread being vile about a WOMAN

WTF was that all about? For anyone who hasn't seen

Why was she standing with her leg about 5ft away from the rest of her body? She looked awkward and weird and her leg looked like a chicken leg whereas mine are wonderful, obviously.

AIBU to think that Angelina's Oscar Leg was a bit ridiculous?

I haven't managed to read this whole thread yet so apologies if it's already been done but I saw this pic of angelina this morning which has really made me laugh.

God, I want to punch Brad in that picture.

Charlene hung around Monaco for years waiting to marry Albert, become a princess and enjoy his billions. She knew what a skank he was but went into the marriage with her eyes and wallet wide open.

I think Angelina was vamping it up for the photographers and the pose she struck on stage was just making fun of all the posturing going on on the red carpet. She is gorgeous. Team Angelina here!

It is true, my leg is not like Ange's, but at least it knows to stay under my body supporting it and does not go off on a lark of its own. I think Ange is a bit of a fake poser and she has amply illustrated this here.
Poor Charlene has sad and empty eyes. I too hated the pic of Albie clenching her arm.

All those posting pics of Brad in his Fight Club days: deluded. He doesn't look like that any more. He's reverted to midwest type; bits of straw fall out of his crumpled trouser leg when he walks and he smells of chickens.

Sorry.

LadyClarice!

You wouldn't think Prince Albert of Monaco was Grace Kelly's son, would you? He looks like he is constructed from the stuff they make Bernard Matthew's Turkey Dinosaurs from and the tears of orphans.

S'true.

Look at their hands - it looks wierd. His hand is coming round her waist - all fingers accounted for. Her hand is meeting his, most of her fingers accounted for, some obscured as it should be from the position.

AND THEN!

Three weird child like fingers on the top of her hand! WTF?!

I BET Charlene Monaco is all "gawd darnit, I should have been George's beard. They have so much more fun". Actually, gawd darnit is inaccurate. It would have been more "jukslyk, I should have been George's beard". and I'm all "Charlene, I GET you. I totally also want to be George's beard".

My leg's better than Angelina's. For a start, it's hairer. (it's winter, I wear thick tights, why bother?)

Yes, Brad has officially been hot for about twenty minutes in all these years (briefly in Oceans 11 and in Fight Club. and in Snatch). rest of the time? Minging

He looks like he smells of piss.

Ooh now buppy I think Albert looks a lot like Grace Kelly.

The way he is gripping her arm though - that aint loving is it? My gran used to grip my arm like that and hiss 'don't show me up' when I used to piss about as a 5 year old.

I second the blank sadness in Charlene's eyes. Money can't buy you happiness obviously.

And Brad? The only time I liked him was in Thelma and Louise. After that it was downhill all the way.

Agree downhill all the way for Brad after Thelma and Louise. His face is all pinched. And he has the most ghastly hair known to mankind.

Poor Charlene on her wedding day. I don't care if she has come to some kind of arrangement. She looked unspeakably sad.

Yup. She's hardly a pin up for the Disney princess lifestyle is she? Poor love. If they dated for 4 years she could hardly not have known what she was getting herself into. I wonder why she did it?

You're right. She is too skinny.
Penelope Cruz looked the best. Loved her dress.

I think she thought "Prince + money = the good life" so she agreed to marry the creepy-looking fucker. Then she saw sense and changed her mind and ran off to Paris but it was all too late by then and the prince's evil henchmen dragged her back. :(

I agree - Penelope's dress was unspeakably beautiful. So simple yet so elegant. My only gripe (which is being picky to be fair) is that the bodice could have done with a little more interlining. The chiffon was too thin and showed the boning through it. But beautiful dress and, more to the point, fitted beautifully unlike some others. I'm looking at you Mrs Cruise...

How do you know all this Bupcakes? It never features on the BBC website

Penelope Cruz looked lovely, real old school Grace Kelly style glamour.

I don't think ang is too skinny, she has a great figure imo but what a TWAT she looked.

I like to imagine a slightly drunken Jennifer Aniston pointing and laughing at the Oscars on the telly saying 'hahaha you stupid fucker, look how stupid you look WHO'S LAUGHING NOW' and then ringing Jane Pitt in the morning and saying 'did you put her up to that' and then they both hoot with spiteful laughter.

I think me and buppy may have been investing too much of our imagination in this.

Ninja Chipmunk That's brilliant!!

I actually dislike Jen more now, thinking of that, GetOrf. Team Ange!

Penelope Cruz always seems like a twat, but that dress was utterly gorgeous.

Jennifer is hugely needy and always looks like she is clinging on to her man for dear life. They always leave her in teh end and I think this new one will be the same

I never really used to have any opinion on ange either way, but after watching the risible Salt I think she is a bit of a nobbend. She just pouted her way through that dozy film.

A familiar scene at A&E, downtown LA:

'Help help I fell off a sunbed and now I have OscarLeg'

'Don't worry love we'll pop it back in in a jiffy - CRACK'

Jennifer isn't needy she is just a warm and tactile person. I bet she is more fun than Angelina. I reckon Justin Theroux is a stayer. .