Angelina Jolie's Oscar's Leg.

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That's right; a thread being vile about a WOMAN

WTF was that all about? For anyone who hasn't seen

Why was she standing with her leg about 5ft away from the rest of her body? She looked awkward and weird and her leg looked like a chicken leg whereas mine are wonderful, obviously.

AIBU to think that Angelina's Oscar Leg was a bit ridiculous?

Does anyone remember 'Overboard'?

No.

Geri went from Busty Brenda to dove grey shift dresses from Next, with her hair up. She looked like Louise Woodward when on trial iirc.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=geri+halliwell+un+goodwill+ambassador&um=1&hl=en&safe=active&sa=N&biw=946&bih=590&tbm=isch&tbnid=9X9DeDRTfvr9rM:&imgrefurl=www.unmultimedia.org/s/photo/detail/655/0065599.html&docid=d6ey4aFQnez4-M&itg=1&imgurl=downloads.unmultimedia.org/photo/medium/655/65599.jpg&w=284&h=405&ei=E8hMT7WfC8mS0QWQkryeBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=91&vpy=6&dur=149&hovh=268&hovw=188&tx=121&ty=125&sig=106871752182801590200&page=1&tbnh=120&tbnw=90&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">twat

She did a great 'I'm mad, me...looook I'm Craaaaaazy (sticks tongue out, rolls eyes)' in Girl Interrupted. Quite upstaged Winona,'s (genuine) 'mad as a bag of ferrets' schtick.

I cant believe La Jolie striking such a horrible contrived awful pose. What on EARTH has her leg to do outside her dress? This will for sure be dubbed the Jolie Chicken Pose.

Gwynneth Paltrow, now, there is PURE class.

Yes.

Now that was a bit dodgy with my MN feminist hat on, but I looooved it when I was a kid.

Ditto Bird on a Wire, I wouldn't be able to watch that now due to the Mel Gibson hate.

I think a lot of my internal life is taken up loathing strangers.

Still laughing at bupcakes Bread rant. Piss Whiffing! Arf!

Yeah, Kate Hudson-blee! I once waited on her and her old (really old) husband,him from the Black Crowes.
They left a shit tip, so I will basically hate them both FOREVAH!

Gwyn spent a lot of the first part of this century wearing ghastly oscar dresses <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=geri+halliwell+un+goodwill+ambassador&um=1&hl=en&safe=active&sa=N&biw=946&bih=590&tbm=isch&tbnid=9X9DeDRTfvr9rM:&imgrefurl=www.unmultimedia.org/s/photo/detail/655/0065599.html&docid=d6ey4aFQnez4-M&itg=1&imgurl=downloads.unmultimedia.org/photo/medium/655/65599.jpg&w=284&h=405&ei=E8hMT7WfC8mS0QWQkryeBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=91&vpy=6&dur=149&hovh=268&hovw=188&tx=121&ty=125&sig=106871752182801590200&page=1&tbnh=120&tbnw=90&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">remember this child frightener?

The Loose Hags are discussing Jolie Chicken Leg if anyone cares.

Gah wrong link ghastly gwyn here

That's evil GetOrf.

"Look at meee, I'm a massive Hollywood star but I still need to get extra attention by displaying my shrivelled nipples to the entire world. Look! I'm Sexy!Arn't I?!"

boak.

Oooh, that was a bad one! I think she knew it too.

Oh yes that goth vest thing was weird! - thing is though I think it could have been amazing, with thicker straps, so it looked less like an actual vest, and a really fab bra it might have been very cool.

I remember watching the oscars ceremony and she bounced (literally) across the stage and I cringed for her.

10 years later and she looks 100 times better.

THERE IS HOPE FOR US ALL.

And then there was the dress she stole from Malibu Stacey.

i liked cameron diaz and milla jojovich but i thought the best was octavia spencer - that dress was GORGEOUS! angelina looked very odd - there's a red carpet picture where you can see both her legs and it really does look like there's a third leg hiding under the dress...

That pink dress was crap and didn't fit her.

Gwyn's dress last year was brilliant.

AJ has always just given off an air of wafty smugness.

I do like VB though, I bet she is a right larf behind the cameras, and I think you can really see that her and Dave are in lurve, and she looks like a good mum.

My only question is, where was Jonny Depp? A few photos of him wouldn't have gone amiss. :D

Hello, Tits, not seen you for ages. Hope you are ok.

Johnny Depp is, imo, one of those who has gone a bit weird.

Johnny Depp has been very busy planning his new life with me. Haven't you, Johnny? "Yes Gupgakes"

I know right?! I stealthily returned!

As for Johnny, now he is dumping old grumpy pants Vanessa, he is obviously going to come looking for me. It was only a matter of time. :D

Hi TitsalinaBumsquash!
Welcome back (I'm a NC so you won't recognise me but hi all the same)

Glad to see you've returned :)

Maybe Gwynnies got herself a good old English stylist? Whatever she's done she looks amazing now.

I like Gwyneth.

If Johnny is looking for a new love he can come round only if he brings his pirate costume, wig and dodgy accent. Otherwise the only time he'd be welcome at my door is with a large thin crust, salami and mushrooms and a side order of garlic bread. Keep the change, off yer fuck.

Spammy

Anyway, he's here with me did you not hear? Isn't that right, Johnny? "Yeth. Giss off Gammyad."