To think that if you have a clock on the mantlepiece it needs to go in the middle?

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Or am I being anal? My children say so. I don't think I am, but I need support from the MN jury. How could the clock go on one end? That would be wrong.

Right now it goes plant, photo frame, photo frame, CLOCK, photo frame, body sort of sculpture thing, flowers.

But clock in the middle. Yes?!

Justhecate books alphabetically, sorted into Ficton then factual surely?

No angles
No triangles

sparkling I shall report thread to MN HQ and ask if they will pay therapy for us. My eyes are scarred from the photos!

No genres

No height order

Good idea Bree. MNHQ need to know what awfulness is being suggested.....

Mine is on the farthest left. Photo frame on middle.

SuePurblybilt - yes to a loud tick!

Norks - sorry, you are wrong, out is about middleness NOT height, with or without graph paper

ok sparkling. I have added mine to my profile.

judge me, people

trixymalixy -

spiderplants don't count as shrubbery, they are daft things

Thank you, Rather. I clearly need a lot of

mines in the middle

Hecate - no shrubbery for you then?

OvO - your pictures aren't public

Hecate, that is an absolutely lovely mantelpiece.

shrubbery? No. Should I have? [panics]

I have twiggy shit proudly displayed in front of painted black square on the wall faking it as a fireplace though

Can't find my camera.

Mine's at a jaunty angle on the right hand side.

It looks lovely

IwishIwasmoreorganised - rename yourself IwishIwasmoresymmetrical

really

thank you, sparkling.

Have you ever had your mantelpiece admired before Hecate?

Hecate - shrubbery is what you need, your twiggy shit is lovely but you need shrubbery. Def.

And Sparkling - just sketch us a quick pic?

Mine goes
Tall chunky black vase
Small cream clock, sitting slightly in front of vase at an angle and slightly in front of
2 tall black wooden carved candlestick holders
Little candle in the middle
Tall cream vase full of knitting needles
Taller round wooden box with a map pattern engraved on it that I keep wool in

So I'm following the V and the clock to the side rules.