My husband has just rung me to say he's spent £30k on a car....

[Openmouthedshock]

I am still trying to pick my jaw off the floor...

Who the fuck does this?

Why would you do this without consulting your wife?

What the fuck do I do?

He's home in 20 minutes.

I've namchanged!

Fucking bastard...

Perhaps he has just been told about a very good bonus at work? Or just a joke to wind you up? Is he a bit of a joker?

Perhaps he can just lose the deposit.

I can't believe he never mentioned it before, it is not normal in a partnership. £30k is too much money to not talk about before spending unless you guys are very well off.

Maybe he does not actually want to start renovation work at home and is doing things to delay it?

My problem is that I wasn't consulted.

It's not even so much the amount... it's the fact he didn't discuss it with me.

I've had a convertible, many moons ago, it leaked... I wouldn't buy another.

He's also late home and his phone has just rung out...

My dh said, 'ooh that's nice! It's got a 3.5litre engine, it'll go like shit off a shovel...'

Hth

is he home yet?

No cup it doesn't (although thanks for trying)

My eldest is 6, middle boy is 4, youngest is 2!

THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS

AARGH

And he's still not fucking back.

I am going to start pacing!

Have just downed half a bottle of red since starting this thread (a bit pissed)

to cup

maybe he didnt say
'Ive spent 30k on a car'

but

Ive left my shirt in the spar

Seriously doubt you'd get three kids in the back, let alone three car seats. If its got sports seating in the back you definitely won't.
I think I'd have to kill him.

or he's been flirty with a guitar

or he got shirty and went too far

Leave him!

satsuma ha ha.

Am now actually weeping and tyring to type...

Oh my god!

I've locked all the doors; deadbolts, mortice normal yale and set the alarm. I realise it's childish but I just can't speak to him, I will hurt him badly, it's for his own safety.

or he got dirty and walked really far

Dh "obviously he's a twat. He bought a BMW"

HTH.

As soon as he drove it out the showroom its worth 4k less. Pointless buying a brand new car when they loose so much value as soon as you drive it away, far better a used one with a few miles on the clock for a few less grand.\

oh try not to get upset, he can return it.

write him a letter. sellotape to front door. that's what Id do.

dear Knobhead,
blah blah

I used to drive a BMW edless

Fabby not a new car

is he the kind of person that would try an early April fools?

**show him this thread too

DoorBell!

Sorry honey, didn't see you said he bought used, not really practical for a family is it, however if you have the family car and he has one for himself and you can afford it, not really a problem is it. Does he also wear a wig? I've to ask and I am only joking does he have a small willy and this is his penis extension?

DH said ooh nice and nothing wrong with a convertible.

HTH

there is no emoticon illustrating oral insertion of ones furthest extremeties.

edless I was just wondering that!!

Tis' nice though!!!

ooooh did you/will you answer the door??