Bloody stag dos

[LoopyLoopsHootyHoots]

3 x weddings (so far) to attend this summer. 2 x stag dos. One wedding is child-free - tricky with a baby and toddler but hey ho.

DH has just asked if he can go on a stag do. Undecided city in Europe for a weekend. Every year there is at least one stag do abroad and it drives me mad. UK ones I can cope with - he can do one night or even two but it doesn't cost the price of a small holiday and take up valuable family time.

We go to a lot of weddings. DD (2 1/2) has been to 14.

AIBU to ask DH not to go? He will go to the other UK one, and to all the bloody weddings.

I will leave the (sodding) baby fo'sure. No room for babies where we're going.

Shit, you're not going to get me drunk and try and marry me are you?

I didn't say you were dim

I said there was one naive person in your marriage, and it wasn't your husband (you were letting him off the hook of his twat-like behaviour at the time by saying he was "naive and easily-led")

you won't wrong-foot me, lady

No, I know you didn't say that.

But do you think it?

Because I can't have it ruining my fun in Vegas.

no, I am going to marry Bradley Cooper, and you are going to be bridesmaid

Oh.

But you're already married.

And I don't know who BC is.

Oh no, his eyes are too pale. Creepy.

I don't think you are dim. I think you are sharp. I think you try too hard to do the "pc" thing, though. I also think you have your husband on a pedestal.

That from this thread or previous?

it doesn't matter in Vegas, you can get married as many times as you like

Contrary to what the foggy one said, I have not referred to, nor searched any previous threads

In fact, it's clear you "know" me and I am embarassed to say I am struggling to remember your previous incarnation. It's gotta be Loopy summat (am not totally fick), but I don't know exactly what it is

Ah OK, then I can be less paranoid about how I come across.

you don't need to be paranoid about how you come across, chuck

this thread was about your husband's selfish behaviour, not yours

have you got your boarding card ?

and my "L" plates ?

looks like susie's cried off

bloody typical

I think she felt left out.

Bit sad that you don't remember me. I was feeling all quichy, going to Vegas and all. :(

I do remember you!

just not everything about you, or your precise previous name

you had a loopy kinda name, not this one though

you bloody namechangers, you expect everyone to remember every incarnation...

off to bed now, nighty-night

Night, enjoy LV lovely :)

Coming to this very late and have skipped about 7 pages, but... the trouble is, we are all getting married at different stages of our lives these days. So, 20 years ago I had no problem about going on expensive and frankly silly hen (and stag!) do's. But since the DD's came along, I can't afford the time or energy. Or cash. Now day is coming that they no longer need babysitters etc (although they still eat money), but not sure I have the energy left. My personal Golden Jubilee is approaching fast after all. So OP you're not being U. But best of luck anyway.