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...to be watching Graham Norton and thinking 'Madonna! What the fuck have you done to your face?! to your face

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runningwilde · 13/01/2012 22:51

She looks terrible, her face has that bride of wilderstein/wind tunnel look

Aibu to want to shake her and ask her to think more 'Helen Mirren' and less Joan Rivers?!

Beautiful body but her face... Horrid.

Why do some women think this is a good look?!

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WorraLiberty · 13/01/2012 22:54

I don't think they actually go for that look

It probably happens over a period of time due to too much surgery.

Just once I'd like to see a female mega star grow old gracefully.

SwedishEdith · 13/01/2012 22:54

Mirren's had work though but was frantically scanning for the Madonna thread Grin

Is she back to being American now? Hope GN is quite as sycophantic and Ross was.

SwedishEdith · 13/01/2012 22:55

isn't

thenightsky · 13/01/2012 22:55

I think she looks amazing.... how old is she?

fullofregrets · 13/01/2012 22:56

Arf at them going to the surgeon and saying 'I'd like to look as though I'm in a wind tunnel please.'

YANBU. It looks horrific. There is a very very very fine line between plastic surgery helping someone look younger and just making them look terrifying. Alas most of the big stars seem to cross it!

grumpypants · 13/01/2012 22:57

Omh just came on to start this thread! Tell me, what are the lines going diagonally down and out from the corners of her mouth?

mousyMouse · 13/01/2012 22:58

she has this horrible 'cat women' look.

Goolash · 13/01/2012 22:59

Has she requested particular lighting to make her look good? Oddly strong shadows.

runningwilde · 13/01/2012 22:59

For a mega female growing old gracefully I give you... Judi Dench

Even if Helen Mirren has had something done, which I would be surprised at, at least she looks NORMAL. I have nothing against having stuff done, but the wind tunnel look gives me the heebegeebees!

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frownieface · 13/01/2012 22:59

Meh tbh I hope I look that bad when Im 53! She has had face work done and is wearing gloves to hide her wrinkly old hands but tbh I do. not. give. a. shit. And in all honestly she looks good (I must have a shit t.v Grin )

eandemum · 13/01/2012 23:02

She and Kylie are morphing into 1 person Wink

BullieMama · 13/01/2012 23:02

Lmao I am channel surfing and was debating starting my very first thread on the same subject !

mousyMouse · 13/01/2012 23:03

did she come on a bike and forgot to take the gloves off?

grumpypants · 13/01/2012 23:04

She's lovely, and funny. But HOW did the diagonal lines get there.

Feminine · 13/01/2012 23:04

I hate the fact she feels the need to wear those stupid driving gloves!

Honeydragon · 13/01/2012 23:05

glad I'm not the only one who bitched about the gloves Wink

Ismeyes · 13/01/2012 23:06

DH just came downstairs and said 'Is that Madonna? What has she done to her face? She looks.....um....plastic.'

greenplastictrees · 13/01/2012 23:08

I keep wondering what that tall guy from her film (who is now sitting next to her) has done to upset her! Her body languGe seems so negative!

RedBlanket · 13/01/2012 23:09

She looks like Kylie and has a similar weird Part English part something else.
She's cOming Over quite well.

Ismeyes · 13/01/2012 23:10

She seems very negative overall....

thenightsky · 13/01/2012 23:10

green Yes! she hates him.

VivaLeBeaver · 13/01/2012 23:11

Awkward interview.

MayaAngelCool · 13/01/2012 23:13

What a crap episode.

I have never seen Madonna in an interview that came across as natural. This whole thing has been scripted within an inch of its life. Poor Graham.

RedBlanket · 13/01/2012 23:15

He only really does light and fluffy though, he's not exactly Paxman.

SwedishEdith · 13/01/2012 23:15

That was very dull. And those 2 poor other guests who then had to talk about Madonna.

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