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...to be watching Graham Norton and thinking 'Madonna! What the fuck have you done to your face?! to your face

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runningwilde · 13/01/2012 22:51

She looks terrible, her face has that bride of wilderstein/wind tunnel look

Aibu to want to shake her and ask her to think more 'Helen Mirren' and less Joan Rivers?!

Beautiful body but her face... Horrid.

Why do some women think this is a good look?!

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Bogeyface · 14/01/2012 00:06

:o it comes from the nickname we used with DD3 when she had a rotten cold. It was the only thing that made her laugh at the time, so now we use it whenever anyone is ill!

Kewcumber · 14/01/2012 00:12

Why doesn;t she either sit on her hands or wave them around flamboyantly so cameras can;t focus on them. Even that would look better, surely?

OriginalJamie · 14/01/2012 19:18

I think the gloves are a good look. Just not those vulgar Chanel ones

sue52 · 14/01/2012 19:25

Classic evening gloves would have been OK, those Chanel mitten things were ghastly.

LeQueen · 14/01/2012 19:27

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OriginalJamie · 14/01/2012 19:31

It is a great shame. It says a lot about how ingrained ageism and the fear of ageing in women has become so strong

JustHecate · 14/01/2012 19:36

Why are people so afraid of ageing? Is it fear of death? If you look young you ARE young? Is it because of this youth worship culture we've got?

There's just nothing wrong with getting older. Nothing wrong with getting to 60 and looking 60. Nothing wrong with lines and wrinkles. It's such a shame that people put such pressure on themselves to keep up this pretence that they're young and unlined.

JustHecate · 14/01/2012 19:38

You know. In my husband's culture, this just doesn't exist (as far as he personally is aware, at least). People don't go to such silly lengths to look young. The elderly are respected, seen as wise people, people who have knowledge. Thus, being elderly is a great thing to be.

Here, otoh, the fact that you have lived a whole life and gained a lot of experience means nothing. Once you get to 60, you are deemed to know nothing about anything and 18 yr olds act like they know more than you do.

OriginalJamie · 14/01/2012 19:44

Agreed Hecate. I think it stems from fear of being infirm or vulnerable. We push a way, almost literally, what we fear. The elderly still being dehumanised in hospitals and care homes ...

MayaAngelCool · 14/01/2012 19:55

Hecate, where's your DH from?

The thing about Madge's battle with ageing is that this is celebrity culture, which bears only a passing resemblance to normal life.

JustHecate · 14/01/2012 19:57

He's Kikuyu. (a Kenyan tribe)

MayaAngelCool · 14/01/2012 20:08

Ooh, I knew Kikuyu was Kenyan! Grin

LeQueen · 14/01/2012 20:26

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VivaLeBeaver · 14/01/2012 20:40

Me ex lodger was a Kikuyu person.

JustHecate · 14/01/2012 20:46

Did they still have their Rs?

When I first met my husband, he had the sexist accent. The way he pronounced the letter R made me melt into a gooey puddle Grin

13 years down the line and he speaks with a slight northern accent. He's totally lost his Rs.

It's almost grounds for divorce, I tell you.

JustHecate · 14/01/2012 20:47

sexist? Hmm
sexiest. sexyist? how the hell do you spell it?

Bugger it.

Most sexy. He had the most sexy accent.

VivaLeBeaver · 14/01/2012 20:51

Yeah he did talk very sexy. Very soft and precise.

VivaLeBeaver · 14/01/2012 20:52

I had a fab party at my house years ago where the Kenyan rugby team came over. I never knew Kenya had a rugby team. Epic party that went on till 6:00am.

JustHecate · 14/01/2012 20:54

mmmmmm

I miss that.

My husband also used to make this high pitched AyEEEEE exclamation of alarm. That was amusing.

I tormented him so often that he's stopped doing that too.

Mum "How's X?"
Me "Oh, he's fine. He's dancing round the living room naked right now"
Him "AyEEEEEEEEE! I am clothe-ed"

Now I say things like that and it barely gets a rustle of his newspaper.

Sad
JustHecate · 14/01/2012 20:55

X-post. I miss the accent. Not the rugby team.

I never had the rugby team.

I feel it's very important to say that. Grin

VivaLeBeaver · 14/01/2012 20:56

My lodger used to go ayyyyeeee-yiy-yiy and then laugh like a girl. Grin

JustHecate · 14/01/2012 20:58

Grin YES! That's it even the laugh!!

Hmm your lodger wasn't my husband, was he? Grin

VivaLeBeaver · 14/01/2012 21:00

I was just wondering that.....I don't think so. He was deported back to Kenya. Sad

JustHecate · 14/01/2012 21:04

Oh. That's a shame. Poor bloke.

JustHecate · 14/01/2012 21:05

How long ago was this, btw?

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