Summer - you're a dahrling! Glad you know me so well from this post.
Loving the idea of the fanny going travelling but since I'm always with the kids, it would be rather hard to implement.
I am LOVING the idea of having a dinner with it. Nicely laid table, lovely smelling food, dimmed lights, DH please pass the breadsticks (poking out from you know what). Better still, use it as a birthday cake prop?
Wish I had more time to organise things. Could have set it up with motion sensors and when he goes near her, play Je'taime on the radio. Until I come up with something better, I have provisionally popped some sexy undies on her and basically said that she was cold. Also left a post-shag cigarette, a little table party popper and a hanky. That will have to do until I get better props.
I'm glad so many of you understand where my shock is coming from. After all, its not everyday you walk past 'Pussies 'R' Us' and get thereby accustomed seeing it.
And its not a case of women are allowed vibrators and men nothing. Its simply to do with how things are in our relationship. Yes our sexlife is crap but he is also not willing to address it (and I am not saying its all his fault). Jealous of her? Yes, in the sense that he was willing to spend time and effort into buying her and not sorting things out with me.
You lot are a very creative bunch - that really should be harnessed somehow....