To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

OMLord!

Do these people have neighbours (work safe)?? www.dollalbum.com/dollgallery/displayimage.php?album=2176&pos=9

I actually feel that the men who buy the dolls for company are far less creepy and pathetic then men who pay for sex with prostitutes, they obviously have problems relating to real life women and they aren't hurting other people, which is commendable.

I think I'll stipulate in my will that DH has a doll made with my face as he certainly isn't allowed to have sex with any other woman.

That's my afternoon over. Thanks MrGin.

Kim and me sitting on the porch, chatting.

Er, no you're not because you're PLASTIC

:o

Oh Shirl

The sheer mad bliss of it.

Look at Zara on the sun lounger.

How do you not know it wasnt a stupid birthday gift that he has tossed in a shed.

Regardless i see no reason why a man cannot have a sex toy as it has no bearing on your relationship or lack of one.

Does it have an anus and wee hole as well op i.e. the Holy Trinity? Could get quite a few breadsticks on the table if it did...

Or if it is soft and fleshy perhaps pineapple and cheese cubes on cocktail sticks stabbed into it?

Perhaps the shed is the most practically place to keep it for use as he might have a workbench or similar to clamp it in place...

You could retaliate buy buying an unfeasibly inhuman giant rubber cock/fist and hide it in the sewing box?

How do you not know it wasnt a stupid birthday gift that he has tossed in a shed.

Fantastic excuse No. 2.

"Roselle visit's Candy and Shari "

Got to go.

Bugger.

Look, I did the photo of how scary they are ^

I feel a bit sorry for Zara going for a roadtrip in the back of a white van. Or did she get to sit in the front?

You're right Mal of course - the dolls aren't hurting anyone. I just find it amazing that they spend so much time putting them into various scenarios and then taking photos!

Jesus, have you seen the doll "harem" .
They have male dolls too!

I'm..they call blow up dolls "AerGurlz"

OP you definitely should send it on holiday. Like Class Bear! Imagine him all anxious as he finds out it has disappeared. Then he gets a postcard and photos from Blackpool saying that Minnie's having a fine time and making lots of new friends all along the seafront

tossed in a shed

Right. WHO was it who linked to the life doll forum? Because I'm hooked now.

Are there any 'male' dolls out there??

@ thecrunch !!!

Sounds more plausible to me tbh that it was a discarded stag/birthday joke present than a man going in a shed to wank.

Hardly an excuse unless hes been driven to hide in a shed to get his jollies which doesn't sound all that good tbh.

There's a little bit where they can post their photo stories (like a twisted Jackie) and one bloke has put "I particularly love her face in this pic:"

Er.

mini - definately no present from stag-do. It probably came as a thank-you present from the many porn sites he frequents :)

I have had a shit day. This thread has made me laugh so much I feel weak. MrGin, I salute you.