To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

I went to a party with some friends last night. We went back for a nightcap to one friend's house, where I INSISTED on taking everyone all through the twisty pathways of the Dolls.

That was a good idea.

Oh Hully. For ever more your friends will struggle to look you in the eye. And Fail.

That's nothing Hully, DH told DD I had an unhealthy interest in doll porn!

He also keeps muttering "just call me Tony" in an Antonio Banderas voice, we were out at a posh "do" last night, he came up behind me as I was sipping my wine and whispered ever so sexily in my ear - "do you kiss Tony's dick with that mouth?" I very nearly wet myself choking back tears of mirth.

:)

A good friend called for me friday night and got dragged in to see links but at that stage it was only Zara stretching her legs If only the thread had got onto some of the other links by then . As for that couple being up front about all those dolls in their house I mean wtaf ???

Oh yes schnuller you must keep us abreast of things in the shed

I feel quite, quite disturbed that Tony is now entering people's RL worlds ....

I'm thinking of having "just call me tony" as my text alert.

I wonder if there's a Love Doll App? Whereby they can text the men to remind them of Dentist appts, you know , like perfect Stepford wives?

There is! It's called Siri but you can change its name (to Hollie Hobbie or Zara) for added personality.

You can't change Siri's name but you can have him refer to you as Supreme Commander. Allegedly.

Ahhh :) I have an inferior Android assistant and am considering changing his name to Slave. Although Thicko might be more appropriate.

Actually, Tony looks a bit thick, doesn't he? I shall call Slave/Thicko Tony! Job done.

AH!
This explains the insistance on other threads that 'not all men masturbate' - obviously they don't need to,they've all got a 'flexible friend' hidden somewhere in the house.This might explain how we use up so much olive oil! I'm off on a fake fanny hunt! Will report back with findings.

Oh, do let us know Lollygag!

Olive oil would degrade the rubber

Just sayin'

Haha, that was my first thought too, AF!

Is there something wrong with the way we think ...?

Good! I hope it's fanny disintegrates like it's had four f**in kids. (That's if it exists - it's not in the wardrobe).

Pragmatic?

Practical?

Anal ?

Take ya pick...

ugh, my fanny is certainly perfectly intact after 4 pregnancies

Too much information AF!

not really

Mine's in great shape too now that I think about it.

bloody hell these doll forums are way tp easy to loose an evening in the mad! this does look bizarrely real though

Yeah, bit scary isn't it? Hmm, how much are they?

I was impressed by that photo, too, ahh! Only thing is, even if it's ever so fit, the top buttock should have been peering downwards a little, no? The thing that really got me was the soles of the feet. They all seem to have the same feet (not that I spent ages examining them, you understand ) and I don't blame them. Whoever made that soles-of-feet mould is a genius!

dear oh dear - have never had the 'pleasure' of such a thing, but it's odd how a sex toy for a woman is fine, whereas one for a man is disgusting. OP - if you really don't like the guy, why not just leave him ?