To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

I have to say though that the whole doll thing is very odd...

cockneydad: 'leave him' are you serious? That means she will have left him citing a plastic vagina as 'the other woman'.
op stick with him but withhold sex.Also,might be wise to bin any 'lubricants' in the house as a precaution.

Have you actually read the thread Cockneydad?
I don't think that anyone has said that male sex toys are disgusting.
What is disgusting is a man who would rather buy and use one in secret rather than sorting out his relationship issues - HTH.

Male sex toys ARE disgusting. I clean my vibrator easily in the top drawer of the dishwasher but how do you clean out a contaminated plastic tuppence?

Power washer obviously I don't know never had one, but it would have to be pretty easy as a man has to do it

...and if you have a doll in your do you take her to the gynacologist....or pop along to Kwik-fit and winch her up on the ramps to check for signs of wear and tear on her rubber undercarriage?

You'd need one of <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?q=bottle+brush&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1280&bih=685&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=HxvU_VVxBJ-bCM:&imgrefurl=thebeerkeg.co.za/catalog/index.php%3FcPath%3D26&docid=tlm0KZkIxH1eBM&imgurl=thebeerkeg.co.za/catalog/images/BottleBrush.JPG&w=480&h=640&ei=LsgKT--ZG_DzmAWz7e2bAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=565&vpy=256&dur=6&hovh=259&hovw=194&tx=83&ty=137&sig=108536450120505728379&page=1&tbnh=166&tbnw=116&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">these

This thread is so funny !

It's bizarre what is posted on mn. Cant ever imagine having a conversation like this at the school gates with the yummy mummy gang !

There's bound to be some of you here ! Hahaha
I'm going to use " the secret code " when kids are back at school.

First Boden/Barbour wearing person i spot I'm going to casually stir up a conversation and drop the words " Tony doll" and see what happens !
Think "plastic vag " would just be too difficult to draw into one about PTA and fundraising.

Pmsl !

at vibrator in DISHwasher.

www.mademan.com/mm/how-care-real-sex-doll.html

Douching ball!

WTFFF???

A vibrator in the dishwasher? eww :)

Strange....i find the idea of the vibrator in the dishwasher less disturbing than someone washing their catfood bowls in one, or an ashtray...

I mean it wouldn't harm if you did it on the final cycle before you use a dishwasher cleaner and rinse would it?

Some people have been known to cook salmon in the dishwasher, so it wouldn't be the most unusual thing in the rack would it?

OP - how did you get on? Did you leave a message or confront DH etc?

Come back!

Let us know don't leave me us frustrated :)

:( Hope OP isn't in the shed too.

...or under the patio

Surely he's been in the shed today at least? Any update, OP?