To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

Tufty!

Does your dad live in Herefordshire???

No garlic, why?

The couple (and their 240 dolls) on This Morning live in Herefordshire. It is a county with more sheep than people, but I don't think the survey included silicon people. Could possibly be a serious data flaw!

Ha ha is this still going? I was crying with laughter at this time last night and had to stop just after MrGin had linked to the doll forums. I was telling all the girls at work today and had them in stitches, especially about the "sending it round the world idea" (reminded us of Derek's gnomes on Coronation street) and the "stick hairs on it and leave it" suggestion. Thanks for keeping me chuckling tonight

i...cant... breathe... PMSL!!! im still reading and had to post hahaha

larrygrylls "Maybe he thought it would make a handy pot for some begonias." im crying laughing!! you may not be happy about the thread but jeez that is a funny way with words hahahahahah

MN i heart you all!!

The Hereford chap and his wife seriously disturb me.

£100,000 on dolls and they are sitting in a ropey living room with brown red flowery swirl carpet, mismatched furniture and blue curtains.

I'd be more embarrassed about the decor than the dolls tbh. Couldn't they sacrifice one of them to purchase a rug that would tie the room together a least?

It's the same as Readers Wives with me....i've seen a few mags and always thought fgs if you want the world to view your life you could at least rinse your nets and vacuum your carpet before splaying yourself.

I think I'm just an unrealistic perfectionist sometimes.

I have waded through this whole thread - unbelievable!
I'm pretty sure my brain and eyes need serious bleaching - can't believe they made a dog one!!!

OH and thanks Tiggy - never going to look at the and smileys the same way ever again...

I still think my favourite post though was Marta Stewart's mistake over MmeL's rabbit - the thought of her sticking "Missing" posters of it all over the shop and offering a reward for its return had me paralysed with laughter, sorry!

OP - it's barely relevant now but I think your note should just say "We REALLY need to talk". :)

This is still going??!

Jesus- my eyes!!!Have just caught up with 14 pages and am now off to do a virus scan after all they dodgy sites but Holy MOLY!!!!
Horrified at Big Tony! Think this should be put in classics! So funny i may have peed myself..

My DH reckons this one is just one of the gurlz with a beard stuck on and a different wig!! Why does that make it sound more boak than it already is?

www.dollharem.com/dhgallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pid=135#top_display_media

I walked past a wig and hair extension shop in town this morning. What with that and the plastic tits in the news, I'm convinced that we should all be afraid - very afraid.
We're laughing now, but bit by bit (or should I say tit by tit) these gurlz are on a takeover mission.

So if you see someone on the bus you think is just a 'mouth -breather' and possibly a cellist, take a closer look, ladies - and beware!!!!!!!!

Dontaskmesums The pic on the link is unsettling, to put it mildly :( lol

Made it through the 'hole' thing. Have brain soaking in bleach in the bath. eyes to follow. and then right hand as it's responsible for the mouse and clicking. if they are dancing, then they could be walking. They could be on the streets already acting like normal people. Could it be a zombie scenario we haven't thought of?!!!

OH MY GOD

seriously, I have only clicked on a couple of links but OH MY GOD

can I have some brain bleach please?

sheesh

op, definitely leave a note, I agree with thumbwitch

Did you see the dolls? Tony makes me feel bad :(

Haha, he is clearing out stuff from shed and was quite insistant that I didnt touch any of his stuff (I wonder why) as I was going to help him to sort what can go to charity shop (probably not fanny). I guess he hasn't seen the dressed up version yet or he wouldnt be so uptight about it finding it very hard to wipe smirk off face

Schnullerbacke ....omfg , I cannot stop laughing at this . Also can't believe he hasn't seen the thing yet !

You WILL let us know of developments? Pleeeeease!

Ah schnuller thats great There was a film on TV the other night where a young lad buys one of these things and his vagina starts to stalk him when he gets a girlfriend.

Its the Andy Milonakis scene in Extreme Movie.

Did that work?

I think that possibly I found it more funny than it really is due to your recent developments.

How the hell haven't you smacked him around the head with it yet?

Are you hanging around the shed sniggering? I'd be singing by now " I know what you've got in the shed" in the style of Bellatrix Lestrange.

Dontask Tony in the doll harem bears an uncanny resemblance to my dp, esp the blusher

a 'mouth -breather' and possibly a cellist

Can't wait for an update, Schnuller!

I had a dream about Tony last night!
I need to get out more, clearly.
Thanks a lot Mr Gin