To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

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So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

Ahahahaha I saw that always. Was that the one with the three of them in an acrobatic stylee?

...and of course answers the question that was on everybody's lips (I'm sure). How many silicone dolls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh God. That was epic. I have to go and get DP from the station now, but I think that slideshow will stay with me forever.

Yes that was it. Life's never dull with the gurls (perplexed).

One to screw the bulb, and two to have a pool party?

One to screw in the light bulb the other 2 to get screwed by a dimbulb

There was a weird bloke on This Morning once who came on with his wife and some of those dolls, he had loads of them.
They all used to go on holiday together.
I don't know if it's possible to find it, maybe on utube, I'll have a look.
Holly and Phil managed to keep a straight face throughout.

www.herefordtimes.com/news/features/8944877.Madley_couple_share_their_240_silicon_doll_fantasy_family/

Oh sweet jumped-up Joseph in a sidecar!

The slideshow was too much. And the comment: "Simply beautiful, what more could anyone say?" Er...quite a lot.

Wow. I really...I just. Wow.

it makes me larf everytime I see the name Exmrsmascarahead

so good

?We have probably spent more time together since he?s been having these dolls than we did before,?

the mum-of-two said.

?Because if he didn?t have them he would be doing something else, like making a car or something"

Fair point

Everytime you look at a mascara wand you're going to have a little giggle to yourself now aren't you?

I like his braces and she looks sweetly pretty with the nurse on her knee

I am watching the video (have sound now). I am AGOG

They take them to GARDEN CENTRES

Look at the cross eyed one sitting on the sofa betwen them

Yes, my DH often tells he wouldn't be off making cars so much if he could only have a "LuveDolly".

I feel bad for the lumpy cloth ones. You just know they feel like the ugly cousin next to those fancy silicone jobbies.

So... I saw one on The Forum yesterday that was dressed up like a baby. But with boobs. And a very shoddily homemade Winnie the Pooh romper on. And the "owner" had put something in her diaper to look as though she'd wet and pooed herself.

What the actual tin fuck, I ask you?! I just...why? Who are these people? Are they just walking around all the time like regular folk?

They both have such terrible teeth

Oh god

See them dance

Lolly needs a match stick in her eye.

THE UPLOADER HAS NOT MADE THE VIDEO AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY!

That's just xenophobic.

Sorry Yank, I don't know how.
Maybe someone else can help

Good thing too.

Go and do some hoeing and sing All Things Bright again.

Jiggling Bottom

Shoe Clips for Dancing

This Clip should come with a warning, Please Empty your bladder before watching as you are likely to piss yourself.

Hmph. The ground is frozen.

P'raps I'll sit by the fireside and embroider my sampler.