To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

It is offensive beyond measure, on oh so many levels, but Hully made me link it. Don't look, everyone.

?The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding.?
Ronald Reagan

So so true. Dolldies indeed.

Thanks Boffy.

ye've driven me to drink, the lot of ye's.....

Yessss! I am FINALLY home and able to read the Dolly Fiddlers' Forum properly.

I may be some time...

Does Lily Allen know about her dad being involved?

Oh Toby. I'm so jealous of you reading it all for the first time.

I'm glad I've bought so much joy to the MN community :o

Tjobes you will be a very long time

MrGin, you need a medal for your services to MN

MrG - it's your website??!!

have the festive smilies finished then

I'd better get rid of the mince pie

SayCoolNowSayWhip

Yeah. Well no. I just supplied the link.

This whole thread should be in classics. Tis hilarious. I should have done a massive pile of ironing but instead have spent all afternoon looking at dolly porn.

The visions are in my mind forever. The dog licky one especially .

I now know what to ask for, for my birthday, a Tony doll. . Im sure my partners posh mother would love to get me one.
I wonder if they do buy one get one free, she could try out a Tony massive wanger doll too.

Credit where credit's due Mr Gin, you've opened my eyes. (They hurt now).

And hw did you happen across that website...? Is there a special friend you would like to introduce us to?

Thank you Schnuller. Best thread I've laid eyes on

SoupDragon Well I was going to wait for the right moment and post in relationships... but yes I have a new latex friend. I call her MrsGin.

are her knees permanently slightly apart MrGin ?

.. yes. and trembling ( that was extra )

I do apologize to the OP. This is a rather massive thread hijack.

sounds lovely

Oh god I've read fthe whole thing and checked all the links, my iPad isn't even two weeks old and it's needing a refurb after that.

And my brain needs scoured out.

I'd love to know how the men, if any could tell us! Think the dolls compare to the feel of a real woman ( or man)

don't be silly, RJ, how would they know ?

Well that's why I said if they could tell us...it had occurred to me it was probably unlikely but I'm mosey and I want to know.

I can't link cos I'm on phone but there's some pictures on the last page of the archive of three dolls changing a light bulb, Waaaaahaha! I think I may have given myself a hernia.

Not just compliant sex slaves but will do the DIY too, I'm getting me a Tony.