To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

Tony does feathery stroking ??

Leave him !

oops

How could he do anything else, his cock is the only hard bit of him!

DH has been wondering why I've been calling him Tony all night, so I showed him this - http://www.dollharem.com/dhgallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=10091&pid=145

He's yet to stop blinking and spluttering.

Damn it,
www.dollharem.com/dhgallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=10091&pid=145

I love the eyes in that pic

Sweet baby Jesus, there's a couple !

www.dollharem.com/dhgallery/displayimage.php?album=14&pid=67#top_display_media

what is it that a doll does than a vibrator doesn't?

sonic, the eyes is all you noticed ???

I am going to have nightmares about the hole in the arse

Hedgeblog: Look extra creepy?

Malificence - really, was there any need to link to the spunky shot

It's the faces that give me nightmare fuel. The whole dead, realistic but not quite human look...shudder. What kind of person buys these and find them attractive? Serious question.

Yeah, give us a warning at least. It's not like I come to mumsnet for filth...

Sonic, the silver lining is that it keeps them away from real women, I suppose.

Sorry about that, I got carried away, DH is looking very stern and saying I've gone too far, I think Tony has traumatised him.
He says we're all perverts, me especially.

We knew that Mal

tell us summat we don't know

this thread

Tony is so dreamy ? love how he can look like Paul O' Grady one moment, Maurice Gibb the next, all the while cradling his cock in his fat plastic fingers

Why would you want a rubber man? I mean, that's a whole lot of wasted rubber

I don't see what's peverse about two synthetic humanoid fuckdolls sharing their love with the world, tis a beautiful thing and anybody who says different is just dollist.

MUst remember never to click links.

Hully.

You meanie.

the funniest rhread for aaaaaaaaaaaages and no one lets me know.

Going to have to save MrGin's link for another day though cause am already in bed. It sounds intriguing.

< roar > @ "dollist"

btw, in case anyone is wondering, I am not the OP. (German sounding name, imminent move).

of course you are not, MMe

that would be sockpuppetry

The post about the woman chasing the dog chasing the vibrating cock ring around the garden has given me an asthma attack.

at AFs

Was that a [we all know it is you]?

not