To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

something to hide, MMe ?

No. Sadly we don't have a shed.

I have shed envy.

omg
I need brain bleach

(It's Malificence's fault)

Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

My shed smells of bins. Which is a very niche interest I understand.

:o

I cannot win now, can I?

Seriously, if the OP had stated that her DH had gone into their bunker...

MMe, no you cannot

The only thing that might save you is that sockpuppetry is a deletable offence

now where's that report button ? ...

my shed is full of massive spiders and old cricket bat sets

I've never had a shed.

Did have a rabbit but it was stolen when we were burgled.

Didn't claim from insurance.

you've never lived...

Mme burglars stole your rabbit? of the battery operated type?

The horror, bastards

Mme that's terrible

Did they actually steal it or just let it out of it's run?

If you have pet insurance you could probably claim for the cost of posters and ads in local press.

Oh.

Martyr
not that kind of rabbit

Hence not claiming from insurance

And no way to replace it here in ch without it going though customs and potentially being opened.

MmeL. You poor woman.

Marytr

Cant stop giggling at images of MmeL putting up "missing" pictures of her "rabbit" on lamposts and bill boards

OK, OK. May I mention at this point I have lead a fairly 'sheltered' life?

It's very likely my filthy mind that made me catch on martyr
It's nice that your mind isn't residing with mine in the gutter

Thanks CupCake

Doesn't stop me feeling like a Numpty though

Binfull

"Could always get a Goblin Teasmaid I suppose...."
I have actually torn a stomach muscle now...

Why the fuck would they steal a vibrator??

Actually, I can't believe I asked that.

Probably for the same reason someone stole my knickers off the washing line years ago..

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