To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

Am I the only one who ever says "leave him" ?

Honeydolls......

My god.

They look so real!

Omg sex robot programme on dmax NOW!

'No one was laughing at the DH!'

Yes they were. Re-read the thread.

Anyway, I'm going to take my humourless self off to bed, you'll all be pleased to know.

Ah! I love that you were lurking there the whole time AF! Everything about this thread is making me chortle

Good God Solpadeine, if you can't laugh at a man who keeps a rubber fanny in his shed when can you ?!

bury the fake fanny in the garden and leave a cryptic clue in it's place

Haven't laughed so much in ages,

tupperware fanny

tossing in the shed

"no biggie"

vagina travelogues

it's taken me all evening to read this thread, well worth it....

NW I think I deserve credit here for lurking (and laughing) and not saying "leave the fucker"

I know!

knows she wanted to say leave the fucker and take 'vanjolina' with you

I have turned over a new leaf, NW

Call it a NY's Resolution

I give it until January 7th AF

Going back some, but could someone please explain why my protector of innocent minds software blocks the Bravissimo site but just brought up a picture of Tony (avec armchair)?

sets alarm on mobile

Detachable breasts are so very practical aren't they?

So once the owner has completed his topless hand shandy he can unpop the rubber funbags and put them on a low rinse through the dishwasher.

They just think of everything these days, these boffins, don't they?

I did wonder about the detachable breasts and why they were detachable??

Thought it might be if you were travelling light ie. only with hand-luggage - you could just pop the breasts in your bag (well, that is you could pop the breasts in your bag if you were some sort of weirdo who likes to blog about taking your plastic posable girlfriend on holiday with you)

I didn't notice the wink, i was perhaps too busy getting into my bikini to join the "gurlz" in the stampede for the pool. Arf!

If they were cooking, (see shots of "gurlz" in kitchen) their "better halves" must have been fecking starving during the visit.

That's where Tony fails for me, i always enjoy a post orgasm brew in bed, courtesy of my dh. I'd be spitting feathers waiting for Tone to stop smouldering and get the kettle on...

Could always get a Goblin Teasmaid I suppose....

I'm pissing myself laughing at My Sex Robot on DMax right now!

I thought all this, ahem .... rude talk had permanently broken MN for a bit there!

Oi, stop dissing my Tony, he's a gentle and considerate lover.
Not AF's cup of tea though, he does feathery stroking.