HAD a terrible christmas

[Mario101]

alot has happened dh invited the neigbour around on christmas eve and i didnd't want him to but he did anyway and the wine is still on the window ledge but i didntt like the wine because it was horrible but the christmas tree got stolen bevause the car door was not locked but i liked the meat on christmas day that was very nice.

Festive, though.

Did you wear your slippers though Salmotrutta? Or has Sharon nicked yours too?

This is like Adrian Mole

I do love these threads- I wish my life had half the drama and intrigue

Sharon would never dare nick my slippers shodan - and anyway, if RickyTomlinson appeals to her I doubt my very elegant fluffy mules with silver sequins would appeal.

What about the seagulls and bikers eh?? Do they come into this anywhere along the line?

I'm about the Christmas trees.
Nothing else though, that Sharon is a marriage breaker, Mario.
You need to go on to Relationships, where you'll get lots of support
She's no better than she ought to be be.
As for the slippers just Wow. Wrong on so many levels.

Mario, how lovely to see you again. I can follow your storyline quite easily this time, alas. I was so hoping for more complications and sequiturs of the non variety.

And how, may I ask, is Bagda?

Fluff AND sequins eh Salmotrutta? Bet Shirley would like those

The situation wrt the trees couldn't be clearer, LadyBeagleEyes - Mario took the tree shopping at Tesco because she has a weird tree fetish. Possibly it was a singing and dancing tree. But Sharon pursued her there wearing Ricky Tomlinson slippers, a beige mac, hat and dark glasses and stole the tree while Mario's attention was diverted by a bottle of wine. Then Lee left the car window open on the way home to air his nuts and Mario realised that her beloved tree was missing, thereby causing her to leave the bottle of wine on the windowsill.

Then Adam shouted at her whilst wearing rugby shorts.

I hope everyone's clear now.

Not the singing and ringing and tingalinging tree of my badly dubbed youth, surely?

Was the tree driving the car?

I've run away screaming from a seasonal drink with two exBFs, Salmo. You can man up to the tingalinging tree, thank you.

Ahhhhh, how cute.
Mario - let me introduce you to the , and the .
Not that I'm an expert or anything.

Salmo, one of them suggested us doing it every Friday.

Whaaaat? How ... awkward!
I hope you back-pedalled successfully? (that spelling looks"wrong" )

I'm sure Sharon has got a new Christmas tree today, I've seen it through her window.

My favourite bit of this thread is the stolen Ricky Tomlinson slippers . My Grandma would love a pair of those for next Christmas, where can I get some?!

to you all for making me laugh really loudly on a rubbish night.

LineRunner are the two exes now together, or good friends or something?

Can not imagine the horror of meeting up with any of my exes, never mind two at the same time!

There is still Bagda to consider ... wherefore art thou Bagda?

This is an utterly shameless bump - because OP is worth it.

I luffs you Mario.

Oh my god - the thought of Sharon loose on New Year's Eve.

Wind resistance pales into insignificance.

Oh yay you're back!