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HAD a terrible christmas

205 replies

Mario101 · 30/12/2011 13:28

alot has happened dh invited the neigbour around on christmas eve and i didnd't want him to but he did anyway and the wine is still on the window ledge but i didntt like the wine because it was horrible but the christmas tree got stolen bevause the car door was not locked but i liked the meat on christmas day that was very nice.

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 14:52

Lee is dhs other friend we like him mmore than adam now because he does not shout when the rugby is on

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 14:52

thank you carols cervix xx

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SuePurblybilt · 30/12/2011 14:53
Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 14:54
SuePurblybilt · 30/12/2011 14:55
CarolCervix · 30/12/2011 14:57

topics don't have rasins, your thinking of a picnic.

CarolCervix · 30/12/2011 14:58

holy shit your ???? I mean you're sorry.

Shodan · 30/12/2011 14:59

No no. No devils droppings in a Topic. Topics have hazelnuts in them (what has a hazelnut in every bite? TOPIC!). I don't think hazelnuts are fruit, unless they're in Cadbury's Fruit and Nut chocolate bars, in which case they might be.

I hear Lee likes them, anyway. Nuts, that is. Someone called Charlene mentioned it, though it could be a different Lee, I suppose.

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:59

Topics had a red wrapper and contained nougat and rats' droppings. You explain it, then, if that didn't involve rasins.

FourThousandHoles · 30/12/2011 15:00

Do you ever feel like you've fallen through a black hole into an alternate universe?

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Sparklingbrook · 30/12/2011 15:00

Nuts. In a Topic.

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 15:02

So all these years I've labouring under the misapprehsion of rasins in topic ... ? All those wasted fucking years.

unreasonablemuch · 30/12/2011 15:02

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Sparklingbrook · 30/12/2011 15:05

Topic-a hazelnut in every bite. Either that or squirrel shit, but no rasons.

CarolCervix · 30/12/2011 15:06

i'm still a bit confused why the tree was in the car?

ruddynorah · 30/12/2011 15:08

Mario wanted the tree for this year but they argued it was too expensive so she bought it in the sale half price for next. Expect then Sharon nicked it.

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 15:08

I'm thinking of that classic selection-box-spoiler, Aztec.

The tree was in the car because of the wind resistance.

CarolCervix · 30/12/2011 15:10

oh i see.
Mario - can you nick it back?

Shodan · 30/12/2011 15:10

The tree is a red herring, I think.

Sparklingbrook · 30/12/2011 15:11

The tree was £50. that was in the sale. Shock

EtInTerraPax · 30/12/2011 15:12

I don't think they sell Topics any more.

ruddynorah · 30/12/2011 15:12

I thought it was Christmas meat not herrings.

CarolCervix · 30/12/2011 15:13

will it noy be a bit bald by next year?

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 15:15

The topics are a red herring.

Sharon stole the slippers AND the tree 'cos she is riffraff.

Adam is horrible and Julie is too.

Lee is alright.

Hope that helps.

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 15:17

Did I mention it's a blizzard here?

But I braved the elements and nipped out to the shop- I'm a trooper.