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HAD a terrible christmas

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 13:28

alot has happened dh invited the neigbour around on christmas eve and i didnd't want him to but he did anyway and the wine is still on the window ledge but i didntt like the wine because it was horrible but the christmas tree got stolen bevause the car door was not locked but i liked the meat on christmas day that was very nice.

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Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 13:45

Abseiling spiders eh? Fabulous! Grin

TwelfthNightIsComing · 30/12/2011 13:46

"I didn't like the wine"

Shock

Clearly not one of us.

usualsuspect · 30/12/2011 13:48

Did he ever repaint the wall?

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 13:50

I bet he didn't usual - he's probably still angry too about the second incident when coffee that got spilt on the car when the bikers and the old lady were there.

SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots · 30/12/2011 13:50

Wine sitting forgotten on the windowsill. Xmas Confused

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 13:50

i re painted the wall because im decorating and i saw a coffee table in asda today thats when the chistmas tree got stolen in tesco

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Lulumama · 30/12/2011 13:52

I feel like this is an in joke i;m not getting
anyhoo, when google street view came round, we had a washing machine in the front garden waiting for the council to collect,so consequently we look evenmore-- like the Clampetts

LadyBeagleEyes · 30/12/2011 13:52

So was Sharon invited or did she just turn up?

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 13:52

The tree got stolen in Tesco when you were in Asda? Tsk. Try Sainsbury's instead.

DancesWithWolves · 30/12/2011 13:52

What shape was the wine stain again?

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 13:53

More imoprtantly has Sharon turned over a new leaf? Eh? Eh?

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 13:53

he invited her and i told him not to but he did anyway and they was watching the royle family and it was funny but i didn not want sharon there really because she takes over and she does not like my christmas tree the christmas tree before the one that got stolen she said it was black and tacky looking but so were her shoes but i did not say that i just thought it

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 13:54

no the christmas tree was stolen toiday in tesco car park that was after i went to asda and thats were the coffee table was.

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Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 13:55

Sharon's a real charmer - kill her.

CrotchFlakes · 30/12/2011 13:55

Wouldn't have happened if you'd gone to Waitrose.

usualsuspect · 30/12/2011 13:55

Are the cornettos still on offer in Tescos?

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 13:55

Sharon needs to bite her lip, tree-wise.

NeuromanticisedVisionsofXmas · 30/12/2011 13:56

Oh mario, we have missed you! What about Adam from fruit and veg? Did you ever get that puppy? And does Sharon still play erasure and entice your dh?

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 13:56

i dont like waitrose its very expensive i bought a salad in there once and it cost me £3 it was only £1.50 in asda and i cant kill sharon thats awful

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Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 13:56

Ah, I see - thanks for clearing up OP.

Oooh - it's snowing here now!!

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 13:56

And is the truth still harder than the pain inside?

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 13:57

I was only joking about killing her - honest.

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 13:58

im not friends with adam at the moment he was mean to me and we are not talking but i might see him tomorow but we never got a puppy nothing really worked out like i thoght it might but thats ok because me and dh are better now. sharon is still playing erasure but i went into boars head and they had an 80s night and erasure was on and i danced i liked it actually

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Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 13:58

Grin at LineRunner

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 13:59

Sometimes it is linerunner, yes.

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