Active discussions

Meet the Other Phone. Flexible and made to last.

Meet the Other Phone.
Flexible and made to last.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Talk
AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Original poster

HAD a terrible christmas

205 replies

Mario101 · 30/12/2011 13:28

alot has happened dh invited the neigbour around on christmas eve and i didnd't want him to but he did anyway and the wine is still on the window ledge but i didntt like the wine because it was horrible but the christmas tree got stolen bevause the car door was not locked but i liked the meat on christmas day that was very nice.

OP posts:
FriggFRIGGYPudding · 30/12/2011 14:23

Ahhh,makes sense.

So,why did Sharon gave your loo roll?

And who are Adam and Julie?

And IS Shirley a man?!

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 14:24

Perhaps LineRunner - but then again perhaps I've laughed so much I have thoroughly bamboozled myself Grin

'Tis great fun this thread though Grin

And I'm thoroughly intrigued by Julie, Adam and Shirley now ...

Sparklingbrook · 30/12/2011 14:24

And who is the cow?

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:24

My limited understanding of the situation is that mario is stuck with the old black tree that Sharon doesn't like, because the new one was nicked by riffraff out of the car.

FriggFRIGGYPudding · 30/12/2011 14:25

Sharon is The Cow.

molepomandmistletoe · 30/12/2011 14:25

Shirley the man stole the tree off the car in Tesco, then took the loo roll to decorate the tree with being the chav that she is.

FriggFRIGGYPudding · 30/12/2011 14:25
molepomandmistletoe · 30/12/2011 14:26

I think.

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:26

Sharon had been to Morrisons.

Sparklingbrook · 30/12/2011 14:26

Who was wearing the slippers?

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:27

Sharon.

FriggFRIGGYPudding · 30/12/2011 14:27

Sharon The Cow was wearing the slippers.

Do keep up dear.

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 14:27

I have to venture out in a minute - it's a blizzard now - but "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" to quote Aerosmith.

SuePurblybilt · 30/12/2011 14:27

Asda, Morrisons and Tescos in one day. Sharon et al surely get about.

OtterBaubles · 30/12/2011 14:27

Sorry to hear that you and Adam off fruit and veg are not friends anymore, OP.

He was my favourite.

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:28

I feel like I have become mario's Max Clifford.

Who put the LSD in my wine?

Sparklingbrook · 30/12/2011 14:28

Right. I may have to jot some of this down and revise a bit.

FriggFRIGGYPudding · 30/12/2011 14:29

Weren't me.

SuePurblybilt · 30/12/2011 14:29

I am supposed to be ironing. But I do love these threads so.

OtterBaubles · 30/12/2011 14:31

I think I must have missed a couple of Mario's threads. I have so many unanswered questions. Sad

Like, did anyone ever clear up the dead wasp?

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:31

I'm going out for a drink with two ex boyfriends at the same time at 4pm.

Frigg, behave with those drugs...

Bearcrumble · 30/12/2011 14:32

Julie went torlet at rugby and badmouthed you to everyone round the sink.

Just thought you should know :-(

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:33

That's just typical of her.

FriggFRIGGYPudding · 30/12/2011 14:34
Grin
ruddynorah · 30/12/2011 14:35

Didn't Judith and Carlos buy those slippers for her remember when Shirley said but I don't like blue ones so they sent them back and Sharon got velvet ones like the curtains in the cinema but not where they don't sell minstrels.