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Original poster

HAD a terrible christmas

205 replies

Mario101 · 30/12/2011 13:28

alot has happened dh invited the neigbour around on christmas eve and i didnd't want him to but he did anyway and the wine is still on the window ledge but i didntt like the wine because it was horrible but the christmas tree got stolen bevause the car door was not locked but i liked the meat on christmas day that was very nice.

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DoesntChristmasDragOn · 30/12/2011 13:59

Why was your Christmas tree in the back of your car when you went to Asda?

Sparklingbrook · 30/12/2011 13:59

Can someone summarise so far please? I may have missed some of the plot.

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 13:59

A puppy is for life you know.

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 14:00

it wasnt in the car at asda it was at tesco

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LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:00

I don't suppose they were able to strap it successfully to the roof, Doesnt.

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:02

So far, mario's Christmas has been a mixed bag of minor failings and festive uplifts.

That's it, really.

DoesntChristmasDragOn · 30/12/2011 14:02

Yes, but why was it anywhere near the car anyway? I have mine in the living room

MudAndGlitter · 30/12/2011 14:02

Hmm what?

I feel like I've walked into an even stranger universe than usual on here!

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 14:04

You mean you don't have a tree on your car Doesn't???

It's the latest thing you know ...

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 14:06

it was a new christmas tree i only bought it today

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DoesntChristmasDragOn · 30/12/2011 14:06

No, I have antlers and a red nose on mine. That's because I am sophisticated and shop at Waitrose.

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 14:07

i saw a car with a red nose and antlers today parked at tesco

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DoesntChristmasDragOn · 30/12/2011 14:07

Well, it certainly wasn't mine

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 14:08

Oh that's sooooo last week Doesn't - tree on car is de riguer

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:09

That'd set up a fair bit of wind resistance, Salmo.

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 14:09

oh you are all being mean like adam was when the rugby was on and julie went to toilet

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Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 14:09
Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 14:11

What did Adam do when Julie went to the toilet then??

P.S. - I love to suffer for fashion LineRunner. Grin

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:11

Bless you, Mario, I don't think that Doesn't stole your new tree from the Tesco carpark.

I think it was riffraff.

FriggFRIGGYPudding · 30/12/2011 14:12

oh, brilliant! I was bored Grin

Has the Stain come out of the carpet?!

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 14:13

Why is "riffraff" such hilarious word

MinnieBar · 30/12/2011 14:13

Maybe Sharon stole the tree?

FriggFRIGGYPudding · 30/12/2011 14:13

Oooob yeah,I bet it was Sharon!!

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Mario101 · 30/12/2011 14:14

thats when he was mean to me and called me mouth because i was talking when the rugby was on and julie was in the toilet and shirley was sticking up for adam but shirley didnt even know adam i introduced adam to him.

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SuePurblybilt · 30/12/2011 14:15

Oh, I have missed mario.

Now, Sharon shouldn't be saying anything to anyone, the cow.

Tell us about Adam and Julie?