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Original poster

HAD a terrible christmas

205 replies

Mario101 · 30/12/2011 13:28

alot has happened dh invited the neigbour around on christmas eve and i didnd't want him to but he did anyway and the wine is still on the window ledge but i didntt like the wine because it was horrible but the christmas tree got stolen bevause the car door was not locked but i liked the meat on christmas day that was very nice.

OP posts:
FriggFRIGGYPudding · 30/12/2011 14:15

Shirley is a man?!

SuePurblybilt · 30/12/2011 14:15

Shirley is a cow too.

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 14:15

Is Shirley a bloke then? Like Big Daddy the wrestler?

Original poster
Mario101 · 30/12/2011 14:15

i told dh it could have been sharon and he said i was being stupid and paranoid but she stole my slippers because she had them on when i went to pick up the toilet roll from her house

OP posts:
Sparklingbrook · 30/12/2011 14:16

Can someone help me and Mud out here? Please?

FriggFRIGGYPudding · 30/12/2011 14:16

The cahhh!

Original poster
Mario101 · 30/12/2011 14:16

yes shirley is a man.

OP posts:
Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 14:16

She had your toilet roll at her house

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:17

To be honest, even Sharon would be hard pressed to walk home from Tesco with a tree under her arm wearing your slippers.

The wind resistance alone ... well, I'll leave it to your imagination.

FriggFRIGGYPudding · 30/12/2011 14:17

Not really sparkling...there is not much rhyme or reason,but there have been previous threads Grin

Original poster
Mario101 · 30/12/2011 14:17

she bought them for us from morrisons

OP posts:
Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 14:18

Why would she wear someone else's slippers - the manky besom?

FriggFRIGGYPudding · 30/12/2011 14:18

Why did you buy a tree after Christmas?

Salmotrutta · 30/12/2011 14:19

Frigg - the first one got stolen - from the OP's car.

SuePurblybilt · 30/12/2011 14:20

I am torn. You should really cut Sharon out of your life, no good can come of her and her nonsense. But it'd be like capping a comedy fountain.

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:20

Was the new tree for next year?

It's always good to have hope.

Original poster
Mario101 · 30/12/2011 14:20

it was in the sale for 50 and it was the one we wanted this year but it was a hundren poind and we could not afford it so i bouhgt uit for next year

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HairyNigel · 30/12/2011 14:21

Mario has posted a few times with problems about her duh and Sharon. Some wine was thrown at the wall and it left a stain, was a terrible story. Sharon is a bitch, I met her once and she was fair vair rude

Hullygully · 30/12/2011 14:21

hurrah for Mario!

LineRunner · 30/12/2011 14:21

What, Salmo, they both got stolen?

Sparklingbrook · 30/12/2011 14:22

I will join in as best I can then Frigg. £50 still lots for a tree for next year Mario.

StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 30/12/2011 14:22

I just simply give up Xmas Confused

HairyNigel · 30/12/2011 14:22

You couldn't afford the tree so you bought it fornext year?!

SuePurblybilt · 30/12/2011 14:22

Mario, what will you do with the black tree then? If you got a new one?

molepomandmistletoe · 30/12/2011 14:22

Oh, thank you, I was getting bored.

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