to get frustrated with the number of non-toddler/baby owning parents ABUSING the parking at the shopping centre?

[ChimesTrulyRing]

[grr]

I did mean to ask this morning...

HOW'S THE HEAD EVERYONE? SLEEP OKAY?

(of the evil sort)

Ssssh tee, ssssh.

Tee I deserve to be feeling absolutely shit, but am feeling everso sprightly and raring to go. So your shouting does not bovver me

I wasn't the only one lusting after JC. Honest.

Ha! I haven't yet gone to bed so Tee's shouting doesn't affect me at all!

Gah! I go to bed and 2 posts later there's the fucking bunfight I've been patiently waiting for all day.

Meh.

Sarah I can think up something contentious for you if you like.

That would be good Rock

Or I could just admit to lustful thoughts about JC myself.

I would have to shoot you if that was the case.

In the meantime I shall think of something to cause a fight. Or wait for Chaos to start again

That's it remind me again.

You may as well read it

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

What can I do to make it better?

Bleach your eyes and brain.

BTP yes indeed, but what about all those poor little children who can't walk more than 10 yards before moaning that they're tired? Not to mention the ones who will melt in the rain or spontaneously combust in the heat? Hmmmm have you thought this through properly?

Oh well this is fun. Due to what the midwife thinks is probably a defective heart rate monitor I have had to go to the hospital for monitoring.

This is improving my day no end. It is right on bloody lunchtime and I am hungry!

And I am pretty sure the baby's heart is still beating, bearing in mind that that is generally a pre-requisite of the legs moving. And I know the legs are moving as they are currently kicking me in the ribs about 10 times a second.

Maybe they can dispense with the arsing monitoring and get the bloody baby out. Isn't that their job? Isn't it?

[arse face emoticon]

Rant when you get there and then rant some more I say. I am also fairly certain that a kicking baby is a sure sign that it's heart is beating.

I would also have to agree that kicking legs = beating heart.

BTP yes, won't you think of the children? Can't have children melting now, can we?

rock you should be suffering! Was it magic vodka?

I have kicked all my guests to the park so I can MN in peace do the washing up...

Tee yes, I believe it must have been.

I knew it was Chaos the moment I opened the thread

So how are the heads this morning

MaryZ your dd is totally right. My dd is 17 and still a child so I think I should be entitled to a p and t space too, seeing as I missed out when she and ds were young

/neglects to mention that she doesn't drive much less have a car/

Hi Chao. Happy New Year.

BtP. I have issues with your name.