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[Hullygully]

Let us attempt a thread that isn't deleted.

Just for a lark.

My bath has been stolen. Gone cold and been stolen.

What sort of Christmas is this?

I dunno what gwan here. A few days of patchy internet connection and I'm like..I'm like..A FEMALE RUSSELL BRAND.

My bloody shortbread didn't work.

Oh yes - I forgot you were a female Russel Brand

heh heh

Hully sozzers about calling you a cold bathing weirdo.

Someone swiped your bath??? Beat the door down! Don't take that shit!

I'm drinking port and lemonade. Does that make me an old lady? I have a uni slipper on too.

I haven't seen a uni slipper in years! My aunt had one and we used to make someone wear it, give them a head start jumping and then chase them to push them over.

One slipper? Did you lose the other in the gutter?

I am resolved never to post on anything again.

Mine is paisley. I did not, repeat DID NOT mug a pensioner in order to obtain it.

OH my goodness you are all being nice to each other. I shall have to....

Wait a minute
As you were

I have a rather splendid wine too, maryz. Brought by my dear French brethren from France land in a case now sore deplete already.

So Hully if you didn't have a cold bath you're safe from the bends.

My aunt's one was rabbit fur. She was not a pensioner, more of a country shoot it and skin it type.

Now look here, Olivia.

I miss all the juicy deleted threads. Can I lurk in here and see if anything amusing happens?

Port and lemon?

PORT AND LEMONADE?

Gotta tell you I was SHOCKED TO THE VERY CORE to find out that Port and Lemon was Port and lemonade - it's like...

Fizzy red wine. That's clearly just wrong isn't it?

Although I did once have red wine and cola in a club and it was surprisingly nice

Now it is a dirty, second hand cold bath.

it's attractions grow and multiply

What's been going on? Can someone give me a brief summary?

Oh god the abominantion of fizzy red wine. the sheer sheer horror.

I went through a phase of coke with a guiness top. Was very nice. But you have to send someone else to order it, because you look like an idiot.

NO broom because then this will be deleted. We are trying to avoid that very thing.

It's attractions grow and mulitply like it's bacteria levels. Don't even contemplate it now.